Cock - part of the 4 basic food groups?

Cock - Which food group?

  • Meat

    Votes: 9 45.0%
  • "Extra"

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • Other

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • Yes, please.

    Votes: 5 25.0%

  • Total voters
    20

red_rose

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Nora and I were discussing this just now - Where does cock fall on the food pyramid?

She says it's protein, therefore it goes in the meat group.

I'm not sure...I'm thinking it might go closer to the top (where all the "extras" go), but I think more of it is necessary on a daily basis to mantain a balanced diet.

Anyone else?
 
Ok, see my rationale is that the "other" category is for stuff you should limit due to it's lacking in nutritional value. Cock, on the other hand, is chock full of good-for-you stuff.

I have it on good authority that I'm supposed to have several servings a day, so it can't be bad for me... :D
 
It's chock full of protein, so it has to go into the meat category.
 
Cock is one of those foods that span many food groups.

And if you include the semen, you can get a daily dose of important vitamins and minerals!

Of course, I think pussy has the same kinds of benefits.








Go ahead, touch my smooth skin.
 
I vote "extra". It's a condiment to me, more than a daily staple. I eat blackberry preserves out of the jar with a spoon, too, so it might be said that I take condiments to the extreme, sometimes.
 
A cock a day keeps my husband at bay, at least for another day.


hee hee does that make sense?? lol
 
Freya2 said:
It's chock full of protein, so it has to go into the meat category.

SEEEEEEEE ROSEY!!! SEEEEE????


Ooooo nice dermis, PRM!
 
Semen contains fructose (a sugar), protein, citric acid, and alkalines it is only 5 calories a teaspoon.

I vote for at least three servings a day.
 
you people are mad mad i tell you....eating ......hey wait a minute! hehehehehehe....:D
 
Ladies how do you like it prepared?

Any things you like to add to the melt in your mouth essence of well a big turgid cock?
 
Lean cuisine.....

Fortified with essential vitamins and minerals in easy to swallow, balanced doses. It also stays crunchy, even in milk! :D
 
red_rose said:
but I think more of it is necessary on a daily basis to mantain a balanced diet.

does that mean you need two? to even up the balance a bit?
 
Ya know, there's something a level down from there that looks a little more sexually appealing to me. ;) lol
 
Re: Re: Cock - part of the 4 basic food groups?

QuickDuck said:
does that mean you need two? to even up the balance a bit?

That sounds like a pretty good idea, really.

I would want it to all *balance* out, ya know...
 
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