Cock Map

[aussiegeekygal]

*nods grinning*

Argh!

My vibrator just broke. Fuck...

This is horrifically rotten timing. I think I'm going to going to have to go and play with the showerhead

 

[Trekka]

Argh!

My vibrator just broke. Fuck...

This is horrifically rotten timing. I think I'm going to going to have to go and play with the showerhead

Here- no batteries required

 

[ydahecnot]

Here- no batteries required

OK, this link I can get behind

 

[Trekka]

You know what, you're right. I'm at least going to bring this thing back to it's namesake basis of cartography


So, I've been thinking about this and decided to provide you with a map that would cause me to struggle
http://i.imgur.com/z2HuYxv.png

I've been studying this exquisite work of cartography carefully. The topography of the southern region is especially intriguing. But the altitude of the terrain is difficult to assess without scale.

Basically I need a close up to ascertain climbing gear needs.

 

[Farawyn]

Lurked, read and put to bed.
*subscribed*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Here- no batteries required

Yeah. That's pretty much how things ended up going

 

[Suz_anne]

You know what, you're right. I'm at least going to bring this thing back to it's namesake basis of cartography


So, I've been thinking about this and decided to provide you with a map that would cause me to struggle
http://i.imgur.com/z2HuYxv.png

Holy smokes... *wolf whistle* I think I just drooled a lil bit.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've been studying this exquisite work of cartography carefully. The topography of the southern region is especially intriguing. But the altitude of the terrain is difficult to assess without scale.

Basically I need a close up to ascertain climbing gear needs.

Ready!

https://68.media.tumblr.com/cfa421aab82679d55bba9551692a0e3d/tumblr_mtf6voKKla1sgksdvo1_500.jpg

 

[ydahecnot]

Holy hell, is that you??

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Holy hell, is that you??

Ha! No, but I do see the resemblance actually.

I wish I had a photo like that ready to go.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Thank you, Trekka. I have now discovered a new genre of proclivities

https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1380926155i/3310330._SY540_.jpg

 

[ydahecnot]

Man that is so fucking sexy (not the most recent one)

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm so happy that Aussie made her way to this thread.

 

[Endless_Night]

I've been studying this exquisite work of cartography carefully. The topography of the southern region is especially intriguing. But the altitude of the terrain is difficult to assess without scale.

Basically I need a close up to ascertain climbing gear needs.

I feel - strongly - that the upcoming climb be videod. Both to chronicle the climber's...errr...descent, and to commit any regions of natural beauty to tape. For posterity.

 

[Endless_Night]

LOL! I see the videoing has already commenced.

 

[default24]

Thank you, Trekka. I have now discovered a new genre of proclivities

https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1380926155i/3310330._SY540_.jpg

Man that is so fucking sexy

Uh oh, yda... there's some cracks in the armor that are showing

 

[default24]

Ready!

https://68.media.tumblr.com/cfa421aab82679d55bba9551692a0e3d/tumblr_mtf6voKKla1sgksdvo1_500.jpg

Yeah, trekka that's all you really need. Some of the ropes and rigging gear might be helpful later...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Uh oh, yda... there's some cracks in the armor that are showing

I'm sure you could get to the bottom of them

 

[frustratedthoughts]

I am gone for a bit, and come back, only to stumble across this thread....Oh sweet hell...!

*settles in to let the lurking commence...don't mind me*

 

[ydahecnot]

Uh oh, yda... there's some cracks in the armor that are showing

The selective editing horndogs are abounding

 

[Endless_Night]

The selective editing horndogs are abounding

I'm okay with that.

 

[default24]

I'm okay with that.

I was just returning the comment to it's original state!

 

[default24]

Holy Christ! Am I in heaven?

Not yet, do you want to be?

Also, happy birthday to youuuuuuu

 

[Endless_Night]

I was just returning the comment to it's original state!

*nods*

I understand. Context is important.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Not yet, do you want to be?

Also, happy birthday to youuuuuuu

Thank you. Does this mean you and Lunation will be jumping out of a cake for me tomorrow???