Cock Map

[LadyLascivious1]

Whilst perusing pillows for my skin health.

As one does.

I stumbled on this and felt it worthy of being shared with the class. I give you, the Pillow Bra. It stops those pesky overnight chest wrinkles that form from the girls. like, shifting about.

Naturally I immediately thought of @LadyLascivious1. I mean, I notice this in the morning sometimes, with my little 32DDs. What must it be like for LL?!

With those HHs or double Zs or . . . whatever they are? (I'm too lazy to backtrack through the thread and find the exact size.)

Consider this in the nature of a public service announcement. Behold.

New aging concern unlocked

Also, I don’t even know what size they are these days. Big. I usually wear non underwire, non clasp bras so there’s a range of sizes they fit.

I’ll show you if you want

 

[Endless_Night]

New aging concern unlocked

Oh, no!!

Also, I don’t even know what size they are these days. Big. I usually wear non underwire, non clasp bras so there’s a range of sizes they fit.

Non clasp? You mean . . . like a sports bra? I am . . . confused.

*looks confused*

I’ll show you if you want

I have . . . exactly zero idea how to respond.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have . . . exactly zero idea how to respond.

Say yes

 

[Endless_Night]

Say yes

Okay. Yes. But this is a big step. I may need aftercare.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Oh, no!!


Non clasp? You mean . . . like a sports bra? I am . . . confused.

*looks confused*




I have . . . exactly zero idea how to respond.

Okay. Yes. But this is a big step. I may need aftercare.

How close are you to bolting?

 

[Endless_Night]

How close are you to bolting?

Well, for a minute there thiiiiiiiis close. {}

But I've had time to de-panic.

You know, because I'm so sophisticated an all.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That looks uncomfortable, does it not?
Like strapping a teddy bear to your chest while trying to sleep.

 

[Endless_Night]

That looks uncomfortable, does it not?

Honestly, no. It's rather like the sleeping with the pillow between your legs thing. That can be big for women, as it helps level our hips. It would take getting used to, but same thing really.

Like strapping a teddy bear to your chest while trying to sleep.

Ummm. That's kind of the point. We already have two teddy bears strapped to our chests. A third would . . . level things out?

 

[Endless_Night]

That looks uncomfortable, does it not?
Like strapping a teddy bear to your chest while trying to sleep.

Also, I'm becoming low level obsessed with this thing.

Do I need it, no. Do I want it, kinda. Which in itself isn't the problem, but it wouldn't feel right using it with the scruffy teeshirts in which I tend to sleep. It would require a new wardrobe of pink silk sleepwear.

Might get pricey.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How big exactly are your boobs, Enny??

 

[Endless_Night]

How big exactly are your boobs, Enny??

32DD. Slightly smaller than average.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

32DD. Slightly smaller than average.

I can see why you're considering this. If you do get one I wanna know how it goes

I use my old nursing pillows too prop myself up as needed to sleep.

 

[Endless_Night]

I can see why you're considering this. If you do get one I wanna know how it goes

If I succumb, I will report.

I use my old nursing pillows too prop myself up as needed to sleep.

Does that work well?

 

[hotwords229_A]

It's rather like the sleeping with the pillow between your legs thing.

I have to sleep with a pillow for the thing between my legs.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have to sleep with a pillow for the thing between my legs.

Like a tooth fairy pillow or something?!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Like a tooth fairy pillow or something?!

I’d like to paste her tooth!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What in the Ds and Bs is happening in here. You take a 2-3 week break and it's all boob pillows. Boobs are pillows aren't they? It's like getting a chair for your chair

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I've never been to NYC but apparently the subway map bares an eerie resemblance to
https://grist.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/poster_cover.jpeg?quality=75&strip=all

 

[LadyLascivious1]

32DD. Slightly smaller than average.

Nothing average about them

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've never been to NYC but apparently the subway map bares an eerie resemblance to
https://grist.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/poster_cover.jpeg?quality=75&strip=all

I’ve been up and down that shaft many times and played in the balls on the weekends.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’ve been up and down that shaft many times and played in the balls on the weekends.

Do you offer private tours?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you offer private tours?

Private and public.

#privateexhibitionist

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Private and public.

#privateexhibitionist

Where do we register?

Asking for me

 

[Endless_Night]

Private and public.

#privateexhibitionist

Maybe you should start a class?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*whips out notebook and dons glasses*