Cock Map

[hotwords229_A]

The surprise part to me was that @hotwords229_A’s balls are the same size as the head of his dick.

You know, for a moment there I thought maybe they were! But I checked and nope! Bigger.

I don’t know why it seemed like they could be, but for that one brief moment . . .

 

[LadyLascivious1]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/60dbec735a7f8c0ef55a5b9088688322/312ca3c80a61726d-72/s640x960/d2343bea830e315f27c4795c24f7a9a0be7b7464.jpg

You know, for a moment there I thought maybe they were! But I checked and nope! Bigger.

I don’t know why it seemed like they could be, but for that one brief moment . . .

They look the same size to me…

 

[hotwords229_A]

They look the same size to me…

But that’s not to scale.

 

[blazingsaddles69]

Measuring sounds fun and getting it hard

 

[Photog1rl]

But that’s not to scale.

This is the most misleading thing about diagrams.

 

[Endless_Night]

Re some recent conversations regarding the female nether regions, it occurred. I don't think we've ever had any map related to such. No size. No type.

So I searched. Which is . . . always a little fraught.

However, I did find this pictorial, which was kinda illuminating.

The article attached, also contained the information that labia sag with age.

https://www.datocms-assets.com/21281/1717509306-types-of-labias.jpg

 

[Endless_Night]

I also stumbled across something similar, only . . . up more close and personal, showcasing . . . different, errr, anatomical configurations.

But, for some unholy reason they have animal names!

Which, is entirely weirding me out.

 

[Bbl87]

https://i.imgur.com/MDE73_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand
There is no mention of how hot the nurse was which could totally skew the data.

Everyone still only focusing on one measurement... length isn't all there is people.

Totally not just saying that because the measurement I excel at is the other one.

They also specify erect penis. Who is ensuring this is correct?

I mean, feel free to volunteer...

I thought everyone knew the correct way to measure a dick?

I mean, based on the claims on Lit and in porn, I've started assuming most are measuring from their asshole.

It's kind of funny, there's a reward on a site dedicated to large penises for anyone that is able to prove a verified 10"+ penis length. That reward remains unclaimed...

Measuring sounds fun and getting it hard

I mean, it is one of the funner parts of measuring.

 

[Bbl87]

They look the same size to me…

Dmanit, now I'm curious about how the size of mine compare. Thanks for that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Re some recent conversations regarding the female nether regions, it occurred. I don't think we've ever had any map related to such. No size. No type.

So I searched. Which is . . . always a little fraught.

However, I did find this pictorial, which was kinda illuminating.

The article attached, also contained the information that labia sag with age.

https://www.datocms-assets.com/21281/1717509306-types-of-labias.jpg

I wonder if a bunch of women will jump on the chance to tell us which one they are, as we (guys) would be happy to confess which cock type we are!

I also stumbled across something similar, only . . . up more close and personal, showcasing . . . different, errr, anatomical configurations.

But, for some unholy reason they have animal names!

Which, is entirely weirding me out.

Okay, we at least need a list of the animals.

 

[Endless_Night]

I wonder if a bunch of women will jump on the chance to tell us which one they are, as we (guys) would be happy to confess which cock type we are!

Idk, men seem remarkably enthusiastic when it comes to talking about their appendages.

Okay, we at least need a list of the animals.

Uh. Hang on.

 

[Endless_Night]

Sheep, Cat, Buffalo, Bear, Wolf, Antelope, Deer, Fox.

And Dancing Woman.

Which seems . . . even weirder?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sheep, Cat, Buffalo, Bear, Wolf, Antelope, Deer, Fox.

And Dancing Woman.

Which seems . . . even weirder?

Okay, that is strange.

 

[Bbl87]

Idk, men seem remarkably enthusiastic when it comes to talking about their appendages.

I mean, mine is probably more appealing than my face is. So gotta go with what works.

To try to feel better about myself after the self depreciating humor, I'm going to tell myself that I'm not THAT ugly, I just have a really nice dick.

 

[Endless_Night]

To try to feel better about myself after the self depreciating humor, I'm going to tell myself that I'm not THAT ugly, I just have a really nice dick.

I mean . . . I have no idea how to respond to this sentence.

 

[Bbl87]

I mean . . . I have no idea how to respond to this sentence.

I mean, you have no information to judge it on as you've seen neither. So I suppose morbid curiosity or sympathy could both be reasonable responses.

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean, you have no information to judge it on as you've seen neither. So I suppose morbid curiosity or sympathy could both be reasonable responses.

Ummm . . . yeah, I got nothing.

I can say, with all honesty, it would never cross my mind to offer up my nether regions as a more attractive option than my face.

Men. Are. So. Strange.

 

[Bbl87]

Ummm . . . yeah, I got nothing.

I can say, with all honesty, it would never cross my mind to offer up my nether regions as a more attractive option than my face.

Men. Are. So. Strange.

I mean, more people on here have asked to see my dick than my face. So I'm just going off of available evidence.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean, more people on here have asked to see my dick than my face. So I'm just going off of available evidence.

That’s not a bad thing, is it?

 

[Bbl87]

That’s not a bad thing, is it?

I mean, I dunno...

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean, more people on here have asked to see my dick than my face. So I'm just going off of available evidence.

Alright, you two? Do people really ask? How often? Is it common?

#curious

I question as one who has never asked.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Alright, you two? Do people really ask? How often? Is it common?

#curious

I question as one who has never asked.

Yes. There is such a thing as a solicited dick pic. It is rare and elusive, but it happens.
I get 30-35 requests per day.
It’s exhausting!

 

[Bbl87]

Alright, you two? Do people really ask? How often? Is it common?

#curious

I question as one who has never asked.

In my case, it has occasionally come up in threads. It started with a question about measuring and statistics, and then kinda blew up after people shared their measurements. And people who have seen it may have done some selling that piqued curiosity.

But I have a strict, no unsolicited dick pics rule, so the only way I'd ever send one is if asked. So, with that being the case, people who are curious have asked.

 

[37_ttej]

Everyone still only focusing on one measurement... length isn't all there is people.

True. There’s shaft curvature, slot width, ball sac drop, scrotum diameter ratio, projection distance. All sorts of fun metrics.

 

[hotwords229_A]

But I have a strict, no unsolicited dick pics rule

Uh oh! Don’t check your inbox!!!

Just kidding.