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[deefalttwunnyfor]

2) I clicked my first emoji pic!!

This must be hyperbole. I refuse to accept this is true. You've NEVER clicked an emoji before?

 

[Endless_Night]

This must be hyperbole. I refuse to accept this is true. You've NEVER clicked an emoji before?

I think it's the case. I didn't even realize pictures behind emojis were a thing until a couple of months ago.

Was the @hotwords229_A's recent pic that caused such a furor behind an emoji? I saw that . . . .

Wait. No. Pretty sure that was in AM pics.

Not a pic person.

 

[Endless_Night]

At least, not a naked bits pic person.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Such a pillow princess

Enny warning: cleavage, but PG13

Marry me?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Marry me?

Yes

I’ve always joked I’d be a great step parent. I share well and need too much me time to handle full time kids

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yes

I’ve always joked I’d be a great step parent. I share well and need too much me time to handle full time kids

And I've decided I need a wife

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yes

I’ve always joked I’d be a great step parent. I share well and need too much me time to handle full time kids

And I've decided I need a wife

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you waste money on underwear? It just gets in the way

I’m terrified of zippers. It gives me the sense of security I need.

I think it's the case. I didn't even realize pictures behind emojis were a thing until a couple of months ago.

Was the @hotwords229_A's recent pic that caused such a furor behind an emoji? I saw that . . . .

Wait. No. Pretty sure that was in AM pics.

Not a pic person.

Wait, what?!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m terrified of zippers. It gives me the sense of security I need.

That's an incredibly good point. Tucking takes away all those problems though

 

[hotwords229_A]

That's an incredibly good point. Tucking takes away all those problems though

Where are you tucking?!
And don’t say your boots!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Where are you tucking?!
And don’t say your boots!

right out the back, buddy. Ryan Reynolds did it in Buying the Cow. If it's good enough for Deadpool, it's good enough for me

 

[hotwords229_A]

right out the back, buddy. Ryan Reynolds did it in Buying the Cow. If it's good enough for Deadpool, it's good enough for me

How do you walk like that?

 

[Endless_Night]

Wait, what?!

Actually a few months, maybe? I'm not good with time.

The one you posted and were so amused because I outed you and then, and then, after much reassurance it wasn't actually naked, I clicked the link.

Shower pic. Nice.

 

[Endless_Night]

< pic snip > How do you walk like that?

Oh! Oh! What are you doing?!?!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Actually a few months, maybe? I'm not good with time.

The one you posted and were so amused because I outed you and then, and then, after much reassurance it wasn't actually naked, I clicked the link.

Shower pic. Nice.

Oh, okay. I think that was, like, in the Spring.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh! Oh! What are you doing?!?!

It’s safe.
You can’t see anything.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, okay. I think that was, like, in the Spring.

I never have any idea when things have happened, but I can't repeat verbatim every conversation you wish I'd forget.

 

[hotwords229_A]

It’s safe.
You can’t see anything.

That doesn’t require an angry emoji.
You can see more than that on a French beach!

 

[Endless_Night]

So, will this upcoming wedding be dress optional?

If so, I am going to need plenty of lead time. To prepare myself. Not to attend naked, you understand!!! To prep for those that are opting for the sans clothing position.

Actually, I might just keep my eyes closed. Will you act as me seeing eye person, Muscles?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So, will this upcoming wedding be dress optional?

If so, I am going to need plenty of lead time. To prepare myself. Not to attend naked, you understand!!! To prep for those that are opting for the sans clothing position.

Actually, I might just keep my eyes closed. Will you act as me seeing eye person, Muscles?

Naked.
I'll find you a golden retriever to lead you around.
I was thinking HW. You have good taste

 

[Endless_Night]

That doesn’t require an angry emoji.
You can see more than that on a French beach!

Or at my aunt's cabin in a nudist colony. A little factoid she did not mention until I arrived.

She is evil natured.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So, will this upcoming wedding be dress optional?

If so, I am going to need plenty of lead time. To prepare myself. Not to attend naked, you understand!!! To prep for those that are opting for the sans clothing position.

Actually, I might just keep my eyes closed. Will you act as me seeing eye person, Muscles?

You’re assuming it would be optional.

 

[Endless_Night]

You’re assuming it would be optional.

I mean, if it's not optional they will either have to grant an exemption or you'll have to tell me about it later.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Naked.
I'll find you a golden retriever to lead you around.
I was thinking HW. You have good taste

Now I’m a golden retriever?
I am pretty adorable.

 

[Endless_Night]

Now I’m a golden retriever?
I am pretty adorable.

I mean, Aussie is usually on top of these things.