Cock! It's what's for dinner

[Agent99]

What a disturbing story.

Ewwww

Police Scan Internet Sex Cannibal's Home Movies

Thu December 12, 2002 10:30 AM ET
By David CrosslandBERLIN (Reuters) - German police are watching home videos made by a sex cannibal who apparently shared a last meal of flambeed penis with his willing victim before carving him up and freezing the man's remaining body parts to eat later. Prosecutors in Kassel said on Thursday that the 41-year-old homosexual, who has confessed, was not being treated as insane.



He is not being treated as insane? Huh? What would possess anyone to respond to an ad like the one he posted?

 

[Problem Child]

"Mmmmm, excuse me, but...please pass the penis!"

 

[Nora]

heheh! Someone posted this earlier (not a dig at you for not noticing, just cuz it's germain to my comment) with a title saying something about "computer techs taste better" or something similar.

I had to read it aloud to the folk in my office. *grins*

I think my favorite part is that they ended up frying it. I mean, c'mon. EVERYTHING tastes better when deep fat fried!

Of course, then we had a rather protracted discussion of whether cocks were meaty enough to make a meal of, or if they were all just gristle and veins. One of the girls suggested slicing it and frying it like potato chips. The single guy sat there with his legs crossed, whimpering. *smiles*

 

[Backyard sweaty]

I had dinner......it was a cheesburger. The penis was out of my price bracket.

 

[Rubyfruit]

99, I think I could have lived a happier, and certainly more peaceful, life without knowing that.

 

[bknight2602]

Sounds scary to me.

PC I agree with you.

 

[Agent99]

Thanks for the "heads" up, Nora! Sorry, I don't read all the threads so I apologize for missing the other one.

Move along now folks. Git yer day old news, somewhere else!

 

[Sillyman]

Cock wouldn't be too fatty for sure. It's not much meat though.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Nora!

OMG, I can't come back to this thread.

 

[Nora]

Thanks for the "heads" up, Nora! Sorry, I don't read all the threads so I apologize for missing the other one.

Move along now folks. Git yer day old news, somewhere else!

DAMMIT WENCH! Don't EEEEEEEVEN go there! You *know* I didn't mention it for that purpose.

*harrumphs*

 

[Nora]

Nora!

OMG, I can't come back to this thread.

Then you're saying you don't wanna hear the part about how We personally thought it would be cool to stuff it with an apricot/bread stuffing before braising it? (low and slow is the key, you know.)

 

[Agent99]

No, it's just so tacky and embarrassing to show up wearing the same outfit as someone else!

But my title was prettier, dontcha know!

 

[Nora]

No, it's just so tacky and embarrassing to show up wearing the same outfit as someone else!

But my title was prettier, dontcha know!

MUCH!

 

[Backyard sweaty]

Then you're saying you don't wanna hear the part about how We personally thought it would be cool to stuff it with an apricot/bread stuffing before braising it? (low and slow is the key, you know.)

Now, if the menu would have mentioned stuffing......I might have thought about forking over a few more dollars.

 

[Eumenides]

But is it the other white meat?

And 99, you look better in the outfit, anyway.

 

[Nora]

Now, if the menu would have mentioned stuffing......I might have thought about forking over a few more dollars.

Oh I know! Isn't there just something wonderful about stuffing? Makes even the ickiest dish seem that much tastier!

 

[Backyard sweaty]

Oh I know! Isn't there just something wonderful about stuffing? Makes even the ickiest dish seem that much tastier!

Especially with apricot sauce......did you see that part?

Adds that special tanginest to the forskin.

 

[Agent99]

Is a penis more of a main course or dessert?

I picture it more with a lovely chocolate drizzle.

Emoodie posted at me! *swoon*

 

[Nora]

Especially with apricot sauce......did you see that part?

Adds that special tanginest to the forskin.

And the nice, softness of the bread is delicious counterpoint to the crispy outer skin.

Although, if I were the chef, I would have included the testicles. Everyone knows they're the best part.

 

[Eumenides]

Is a penis more of a main course or dessert?

I picture it more with a lovely chocolate drizzle.

Emoodie posted at me! *swoon*

And it was thrice in heart, really it was!

 

[x-mas angel]

I Agent99.

 

[Backyard sweaty]

And the nice, softness of the bread is delicious counterpoint to the crispy outer skin.

Although, if I were the chef, I would have included the testicles. Everyone knows they're the best part.

Pishaw! Testicles are very difficult to cook and unless the water is boiled to spec's they become quite brittle. So tread softly, lets not steer our fellow Martha's and Emarld's in the wrong direction.

 

[Nora]

Pishaw! Testicles are very difficult to cook and unless the water is boiled to spec's they become quite brittle. So tread softly, lets not steer our fellow Martha's and Emarld's in the wrong direction.

You're right as ever, BS. Not to mention that they have to be at peak freshness or they taste a li'l funky.

 

[Pyper]

I nominate the guy who responded to the ad for Darwin Award of the year.

 

[Agent99]

I Emoodie too. Thank you xmas angel for including me in your holiday kisses.

Pyper, yes! That thought crossed my mind as well. What kind of mindset was that idiot in to respond to an ad titled "DESPERATELY SEEKING VICTIM"?

What really makes no sense to me is this quote:
"The accused supposedly first cut off the penis of the victim by mutual agreement because they wanted to eat it together," the statement continued

If someone just cut off your penis, would you really be in the mood for dinner?

Now I have this thought of that movie. "My Dinner IS Andre"