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Three ignores within an hour tonight. Y'all were throwing them conniption darts deadeye.

He's not gonna have anyone (female) to sound off on purdy soon if he keeps this up! :D
 
Fata Morgana said:
Score! :D
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I was walking through the supermarket with my sister tonight and I turned around to see a man in my own personal safe space, if you know what I mean, he was holding a huge box of donuts and yelled, "Score!"

*blinks*


Sorry, sidetracked, but Fata, your comment brought back that unpleasant memory.


The world is getting more and more strange...
 
No doubt he's started a 'Dumb bitches of Lit' thread somewhere that we can't see ... so sad. :(
 
KimGordon67 said:
No doubt he's started a 'Dumb bitches of Lit' thread somewhere that we can't see ... so sad. :(
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I thought that thread (or threads) had already been started by a couple of other posters already. They just name them horribly mundane topics no one would want to read. :cool:
 
Fata Morgana said:
We'll start our own sub clique!
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... but then apparently people won't understand what we're saying in this edited newspaper facsimile, and they'll get confused (in spite of their multiple PhDs), and that will be rightly irritating for them, and they might get upset and break our arms ... because of course I totally forgot that the largest fuck-off ocean in the world is no protection from someone who can FLY. (Luckily he forgot that too.)
 
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KimGordon67 said:
... but then apparently people won't understand what we're saying in this edited newspaper facsimile, and they'll get confused (in spite of their multiple PhDs), and that will be rightly irritating for them, and they might get upset and break our arms ... because of course I totally forgot that the largest fuck-off ocean in the world is no protection from who can FLY. (Luckily he forgot that too.)
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How does he expect us to vaccum with broken arms ffs?
 
MelissaBaby said:
Why do so many of these guys claim to be pilots?

I guess if they are pretending to be women, they say they are strippers, and if they are pretending to be men they say they fly planes.
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I actually have an occasional online 'friend' who is a pilot ... like, really. He has some funny-as-fuck filthy stories. It's definitely not glamorous though. He likes messaging me from the various little shithole towns he's ended up in on layovers, because that's literally more fun than anything said shithole town has to offer.
 
adrina said:
Or make a sandwich.
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I'm still waiting for my goddamn sandwich.

I bet if I asked Zumi for a sandwich, he'd drive to Boston, get me one of those Luis Tiant sandwiches at Fenway, bring it to my house and paint my toenails while I ate it.
 
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