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[BlackShanglan]

Today's headline on CNN.com:

Poll: Most in U.S. hopeful
A post-election poll indicates most of those surveyed are hopeful the country will be drawn together during President Bush's second term. Just over half -- 51 percent -- said they were pleased with the outcome of the election ...

Why, by an amazing coincidence, that's the percentage that voted for the winning team!

What next? Newsflash: Sky is Fucking Blue? How does this manage to masquerade as reporting?

 

[impressive]

BRILLIANT!

 

[Goldie Munro]

Today's headline on CNN.com:



Why, by an amazing coincidence, that's the percentage that voted for the winning team!

What next? Newsflash: Sky is Fucking Blue? How does this manage to masquerade as reporting?

Well at least the polls look like they were good for something!