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Whoa, just had a mild earthquake! Freaky. About six seconds. At least the power didn't go out. :)

Shook my witty response to UP right out of my head. LOL
 
I'm Hestia

She is the nice Goddess who doesn't like to hurt anyone's feelings, and she likes to make people happy! That really is me. Shucks! I wanted to be some sexy, wicked Goddess! Damn this nice streak of mine!
 
WickedEve....

WickedEve said:
She is the nice Goddess who doesn't like to hurt
anyone's feelings, and she likes to make people happy!
That really is me. Shucks! I wanted to be some sexy,
wicked Goddess! Damn this nice streak
of mine!
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WE :)

I see nothing wrong with being nice....it helps to be
nice in this crazy world..........

Firstly, all goddesses are special in their own way.....
secondly, Hestia is the Greek Goddess for the hearth
and home.......that is a good thing :) I'm sure that
Hestia might have had some wild streak of sexy back
in the day...... :devil: ;)

TJ
 
Re: I'm Hestia

WickedEve said:
She is the nice Goddess who doesn't like to hurt anyone's feelings, and she likes to make people happy! That really is me. Shucks! I wanted to be some sexy, wicked Goddess! Damn this nice streak of mine!
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i am Hestia also. :)

We are sexy and wicked just in a very kind, loving way. ;) Doesn't mean we are 'good girls' all the time. lol We have our unpredictable streak also. :)
 
debbiexxx and tigerjen

I feel better now. I'm nice and sexy! I'm good and wicked! I can live with that.
Now how to use this power of mine... hmmmm.
Well, as goddess of hearth and home, I'll do my divine work from my house. I'll call lonely men that are sitting around in their dirty t-shirts and drinking beer, and I'll give them "oral" pleasure. Yes, my phone will be my divine instrument. My voice will reach my followers all over the world. And for only 3.99 per minute they can worship me.
I said I was nice, not stupid. :rolleyes:

WICKED E:devil:E
 
OK...I took the test twice. The person I want to be, and the person I am.

they were both aphrodite. That was almost an epiphany.


:rolleyes: perks
 
Anyone interested in writing a tribute to their Goddess? this has so much potential with a few minutes read time on the Goddess you are... it would be so awsome to read what these creative minds could come up with! if anyone is interested i can collect some links pretty easily :cool:
 
mskittykatt,

This was fun. Thank you very much. I am the Goddess Athena. She is the Goddess of Wisdom and so much more...I love the so much more part. lol

It also said I am good to have around. We'll see. lol

Enjoy your evening,
Enchanted
 
Enchanted said:
mskittykatt,

This was fun. Thank you very much. I am the Goddess Athena. She is the Goddess of Wisdom and so much more...I love the so much more part. lol

It also said I am good to have around. We'll see. lol

Enjoy your evening,
Enchanted
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OMG Enchanted! You are the goddess of wisdom and here I am the goddess of the bedroom. Which means I can only cook in bed, I cannot balance a checkbook, I cannot walk and chew gum at the same time, I can not actively participate in conversations without them being sexual...now I ask you....how goddess like am I? LMAO!! I will trade you. ;)
 
My goddess didn't get any ACTION!!!

"Hestia had no problem keeping her promise to stay a virgin, except for one time. See, all the Gods had just been to a killer party and everyone was passed out all over the room. Hestia was asleep too (but not from overindulgence). Well, Priapus (this short ugly dude with HUGE genitalia) was very drunk and not asleep and had gone over to Hestia planning on making love to her. But as he was lowering himself onto her, an ass (the symbol of lust) brayed and Hestia woke up to see Priapus and his genitalia lowering down. She screamed. And I mean SCREAMED! And Priapus got scared and skittered away so Hestia's virginity was retained."
 
Re: My goddess didn't get any ACTION!!!

WickedEve said:
"Hestia had no problem keeping her promise to stay a virgin, except for one time. See, all the Gods had just been to a killer party and everyone was passed out all over the room. Hestia was asleep too (but not from overindulgence). Well, Priapus (this short ugly dude with HUGE genitalia) was very drunk and not asleep and had gone over to Hestia planning on making love to her. But as he was lowering himself onto her, an ass (the symbol of lust) brayed and Hestia woke up to see Priapus and his genitalia lowering down. She screamed. And I mean SCREAMED! And Priapus got scared and skittered away so Hestia's virginity was retained."
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Oh my gawd....


Was drinking tea and reading this...not a good combination. :D
 
Sorry, Kitty. I tried to take it, but it was skewed toward singles. I'm an old boring married lady. Don't do bars, (LOL, I just typed bards by mistake. Freudian slip?) don't go looking for sex, because it's on the other side of the bed whenever I want it. The guy who wrote the test is mistaken if he thinks that married people or people who are in committed relationships don't get sex. I think we get more than swingin' singles. ;)
 
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