cmon i know you want charles in charge of you

[CharlesInCharge]

don't deny it no one can resist me, scott baio.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Who??

 

[HighSchoolJock]

stop trying to steal all my pussay the ladies come here for mr not some washed up actor who couldnt even score with nicole eggert

 

[alexandraaah]

Okay, you win.

You're officially in charge of me.

 

[CharlesInCharge]

stop trying to steal all my pussay the ladies come here for mr not some washed up actor who couldnt even score with nicole eggert

dude i scored with nicole eggert, ellen travolta and yo moms.

 

[CharlesInCharge]

Okay, you win.

You're officially in charge of me.

no shit i know that already.

 

[pipercatt]

Okay, you win.

You're officially in charge of me.

What did it for ya, Draaah?

Was it that commanding use of the language?

The occasional use of punctuation?

Or the fact that he's Scott Baio?

Inquiring minds wanna know...

 

[alexandraaah]

no shit i know that already.

Yeah? Well you suck at being in charge of me then.

I'm still making all my own decisions and shit.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Gnuffi Poppets
Charles in Charge
HighSchoolJock
Yayati

How many more method-actor "characters" can this place support? Isn't anybody named "Bob" anymore?

 

[alexandraaah]

What did it for ya, Draaah?

Was it that commanding use of the language?

The occasional use of punctuation?

Or the fact that he's Scott Baio?

Inquiring minds wanna know...

It was none of those, but all good guesses.

It was his rainbow suspenders.

I'm the only one who thinks it's sexy that he ripped off Mork.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

dude i scored with nicole eggert, ellen travolta and yo moms.

thats only cause you have telekenesis from drinking that stuff you also neglect to mention you scored with willie aames

 

[CharlesInCharge]

What did it for ya, Draaah?

Was it that commanding use of the language?

The occasional use of punctuation?

Or the fact that he's Scott Baio?

Inquiring minds wanna know...

you know you want me to command you otherwise you wouldnt be jealous of alexandraaah. dont worry skank there's plenty of Baio to go around. and around and around my leg, bitch! ready fo your ass. everyone loves baio.

 

[CharlesInCharge]

thats only cause you have telekenesis from drinking that stuff you also neglect to mention you scored with willie aames

you refer to me elegant 1980's box office smash hit 'zapped'. and willie aames is Bibleman you cocksmoking fag!

 

[wicked faerie]

please stop talking to yourself, scotty...its really sad.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

you refer to me elegant 1980's box office smash hit 'zapped'. and willie aames is Bibleman you cocksmoking fag!

tahts exactly my point fool you screwed him up the manhole and now he worships the lord to repent for his sins against god

 

[CharlesInCharge]

please stop talking to yourself, scotty...its really sad.

dont be sad let chachi turn that frown upside down.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

dont be sad let chachi turn that frown upside down.

you mother fucka you best back the fuck up but she dont want you cause SCOTTY IS THA MAN AMONGST ALL THE MENS YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

 

[wicked faerie]

scary.

 

[Myrrdin]

Well, the lack of capitalization suggests that Charles and Jock are both typing one handed while wanking each other off with the other hand.

 

[CharlesInCharge]

you mother fucka you best back the fuck up but she dont want you cause SCOTTY IS THA MAN AMONGST ALL THE MENS YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

thats not what your sister said actually she could say much cause she was sucking my salty beef.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Well, the lack of capitalization suggests that Charles and Jock are both typing one handed while wanking each other off with the other hand.

FINE MOTHA FUCKER YOU WANT CAPITALIZATION YOU GOT IT AND NO MAN WILL EVER TOUCH SCOTTYS DICK AND I WILL NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MANS DICK

 

[CharlesInCharge]

scary.

no what's scary is that you haven't had any baio in your diet. that's hazardous to a young girls health.

 

[wicked faerie]

FINE MOTHA FUCKER YOU WANT CAPITALIZATION YOU GOT IT AND NO MAN WILL EVER TOUCH SCOTTYS DICK AND I WILL NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MANS DICK

cap lock, they're still wanking each other.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm staring a new character called "Arnold, the Guy From Welcome Back Kotter You Kind of Remember Going OO OO All The Time".

It's going to be fun-ee.

 

[alexandraaah]

*clears throat*

I still have no idea what to do with my afternoon.

Pretty soon, I'm gonna have to resort to just calling you Charles, if you cannot soon take any charge of me.