James MacGregor
Slut Puppy
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- Jun 24, 2002
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Seeings how I was the victim yet again...I thought I would share the pain. 
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they
opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone
liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across
town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good
fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and
begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival flor-
ist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug
in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars
and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't
close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only
Hugh can prevent florist friars.
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they
opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone
liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across
town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good
fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and
begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival flor-
ist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug
in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars
and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't
close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only
Hugh can prevent florist friars.
