Clit Pumping?

WriterDom

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got this in an email.. I'll paste it in.. doesn't sound like a healthy thing to be doing.. has anyone done this?



Clit Pumping

This is the primary and the most sensitive part of the female body , which brings so much pleasure and ecstasy to every woman , becoming erect when you are sexually aroused.

What happens when you vacuum pump your clitoris you stimulate it directly, blood fills up the tissue of the clitoris giving you a erection, what would normally occur when you are sexually aroused.

The Pumping Process

Simply lift your clit hood to expose the clitoris and apply the lubricant directly onto your clitoris, once you have done this apply some lubricant on the surfaces of your cylinder inside and on the rim of it. This will allow you to get a good seal once you begin applying pressure to your clitoris.
Place the lubricated cylinder over your clitoris, by pulling back your hood and making sure the full length of the clit is inside the cylinder and with the vacuum pump connected to the cylinder start applying a small amount of vacuum pressure, you will start to feel your clitoris expanding and the base of the cylinder pushing down on you.
For the first few times do not apply too much suction this is when you are becoming accustomed to the feeling of vacuum suction on your clitoris and you do not want to get sore, just keep it at a comfortable level.
If your intention for vacuum pumping your clitoris is for achieving sexual stimulation then you might do the following.

With your clitoris pumped you might want to rub the surrounding areas of your vagina, this will increase your arousal, and once you are fully aroused remove the cylinder from your clitoris and rub your erect clit with your fingers, this will give you an intense orgasm.
If you enjoyed that, you might want to pull the cylinder in and out with the vacuum pressure on, while stimulating the surrounding areas with your other hand.
All in all you will experience intense orgasms, but if you wish to pump in order to increase the size of the clit to have stronger erections when you are sexually aroused, you will have to pump on a regular basis

Pumping should be done at least three times a week and with gradual increases of vacuum pressure, this will stimulate the tissues of your clitoris to expand and increase in size.
What can you expect to obtain.

You can have an increase in size of your clitoris in length.
You can stimulated your clitoris with the vacuum pump and have an orgasm by rubbing your vulva with your fingers.
And some research claims to help with female sexual dysfunction.
You can grasp your clitoris with your thumb and index finger and pull on it.
 
Ummm...? I think I shall just stick with teeth, candle wax, and my electric shaver...! ;)
 
Okay. This should teach me, once and for all, to not drink anything while reading this kind of post. I've had to mop chamomile tea from my monitor.

Now that I'm finished laughing, and before I start again -- why go to all that trouble so "[y]ou can grasp your clitoris with your thumb and index finger and pull on it"?

Never mind. I'm just going to laugh again. I wonder if the Vacuum Glove would work as well . . .
 
Re: Hoover...

Ambrosious said:
Nobody, does it like YOOOOUUUUUU!


That was my nickname in high school. My friends used to always sing that song to me. lol
 
........sooooo where might one find such a product?

Jesus H. Christ!
 
I would love to provide.........

Suction services.

I believe I can supply about 280 psi on any square inch vulvic area. My lips are big like Mick Jagger's too. And I've got the perfect space between my two front teeth, just like Letterman.

The perfect human sucker for clit pumping.

And - Uber OZ. Master of all smoke and mirrors.
 
Whoa!

WriterDom said:


Clit Pumping

This is the primary and the most sensitive part of the female body , which brings so much pleasure and ecstasy to every woman...

How wrong? I know ya guys wanna get between my legs, but first ya gotta get between my ears. Thaz where my primary part is.

And all you sweetie guys? don't bring a hoover to my house...I can do all the sucking we will need...smile.
 
SuzieSurfin

That picture in that link was a little much -- eek!
I think I will stick to my vibrator or the spout in my bathtub!
 
Sorry, but I did put in a :eek: face as a warning. Perhaps I should have included a big capital letter WARNING too. I wonder why anyone would go that route? I prefer the living breathing male suction as others have suggested, personally. But then I use I vibrator ocasionaly so who am I to judge? It might be a fun toy, but for now I will stick with my original :eek:
 
Tiggs said:
Ummm...? I think I shall just stick with teeth, candle wax, and my electric shaver...! ;)


You know I just bought some new candles.......... :D
 
Yeah, I've heard of it...and those pictures look painful...painful enough that even if I WAS tempted to try it, I'd never do it. I'm sure I could come up with an alternative... :)
 
Re: Hoover...

Ambrosious said:
Nobody, does it like YOOOOUUUUUU!

What does J. Edgar and Herbert have to do with clits? Other than J.Edgar was envious of them.
 
Chuckus said:
You know I just bought some new candles.......... :D


Well, hell, what are you waiting for?!??! :D Get over here! Hee hee hee...
 
I get the impression that it's just so much propoganda like the penis pump. It doesn't actually do anything for you, can damage delicate tissues, and harm sexual function rather then heal sexual dysfunction as claimed.

I can only think, OUCH.
 
Of the 15 women who complained of female sexual arousal disorder, all 15 experienced increased sensation, 7 more orgasms, 12 more satisfaction, and 11 more lubrication. Of the 10 normally functioning controls, 4 experienced more sensation, 4 improved orgasm, 2 better satisfaction and 3 more lubrication with the device. No adverse effects were reported from the device.

Treatment with the battery operated vacuum pump is expected to be particularly effective in postmenopausal women and women who have had hysterectomies or experienced surgically induced menopause. It is expected to cost about $359 (£224).
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Why pay $359? I will barter my clit sucking skills for an equal amount of cock sucking ;)
 
Thanks to this thread, I dreamt of engorged clits all night...ugh!!! stop the insanity!
 
Big, giant.......

Elongated. Fattened. Veined in bright red, with vaginal warts and prickly hairs spouting from them. All huge pink and juicy. Big enough to flick with yer thumb - big as the cap of a Bic pen.

My insanity has only just begun.
 
Erliecha! I've got it! This could be the "new" attachment from those Kirby baffoons! Hell I'd let 'em into the house if they promised not only to vacuum my carpets but give me the greatest orgasm of my life! Damn, all of a sudden the mucho dinero would seem like quite the bargain! Throw in a Flobee too and I'm all over that!
 
Hey, Golden! Where are you? This is right up your alley! No pumps necessary, jut Golden's skill!!! :)
 
You know thanks to that artical, I get turned on when I look in my medicine chest now and see the "medicine dropper" mentioned in the article....

"Another alternative is to cut the rubber stopper from an eyedropper. You can place it directly over the clit area, pinch the top of the rubber and get a nice sensation while enlarging your clit."

I keep thinking ... should I go for it ... do I want to get to know that little rubber stopper better? You know, I wouldn't even have to "cut" my rubber stopper, it just pops right off. OH THE TEMPTATION!!!
 
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