Lancecastor
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A CNN Exclusive
Lou's Gob Honeyline is reporting this evening a Cooter News Network Exclusive on the growing Clique Rift.
In a 30 minute meeting requested by Dieting Cooter Lee late this afternoon, the BigFoot Cuntries of Lavender, Mishcka and PaganCowgrrl declined the DCL motion to ban Big Boned Cootography (BBC) on Lit.
Flying in the fuckface of DCL and Senior Fucktards Miles and Problem Child's cuntroversial "3 Foot No Cock Zone" alliance, this departure on the issue of Cootography, particularly Advanced or "Plump" Cootography, could have far-reaching impacts:
* Clique solidarity on the critical Hannsian Pact is now in jeopardy, with DCL and Miles adopting more Hannsian Cooter Initiatives;
* Crucial Bi & Lesbian Cootography AV Initiatives will likely suffer setbacks;
* The 3 Foot No Cock Zone treaty could collapse, with new erections springing up everywhere;
* After Ishmael's Breast Reduction Campaign last fall, there is fear that a reduction on Cootography could spread;
* If Cootography spreads to Uranus, there could be a sharp reduction in Great Ass AVs...which could be fatal.
Killer Muffin is said to be preparing a Statement.
Ocastor Bin Labia is said to be readying a tape.
Stay tuned.
Lou's Gob Honeyline is reporting this evening a Cooter News Network Exclusive on the growing Clique Rift.
In a 30 minute meeting requested by Dieting Cooter Lee late this afternoon, the BigFoot Cuntries of Lavender, Mishcka and PaganCowgrrl declined the DCL motion to ban Big Boned Cootography (BBC) on Lit.
Flying in the fuckface of DCL and Senior Fucktards Miles and Problem Child's cuntroversial "3 Foot No Cock Zone" alliance, this departure on the issue of Cootography, particularly Advanced or "Plump" Cootography, could have far-reaching impacts:
* Clique solidarity on the critical Hannsian Pact is now in jeopardy, with DCL and Miles adopting more Hannsian Cooter Initiatives;
* Crucial Bi & Lesbian Cootography AV Initiatives will likely suffer setbacks;
* The 3 Foot No Cock Zone treaty could collapse, with new erections springing up everywhere;
* After Ishmael's Breast Reduction Campaign last fall, there is fear that a reduction on Cootography could spread;
* If Cootography spreads to Uranus, there could be a sharp reduction in Great Ass AVs...which could be fatal.
Killer Muffin is said to be preparing a Statement.
Ocastor Bin Labia is said to be readying a tape.
Stay tuned.
