luvthedesserts
luvherdesserts
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Here’s another one. At this point, almost every situation and plot has been put out there. Not to mention the overused character types. You can add, do you prefer fantasy vs. realistic storylines. I do tend to have the women have several more orgasms than the guys do. It’s my way of trying to even up the score for all the times a woman is left hanging and wondering, “What the hell? Where’s mine? I needed two more minutes.”
Which ones do you want to drown in the pool before you toss the carcass into the wood chipper so your hydrangeas bloom really pretty in the spring? And which one’s can’t you get enough of? Both reading and writing them. You know, which ones leave your nether regions all dewy? A quick little side note. What the hell is up with all the precum? Yea, I know it leaks, but some things don’t need to be pointed out. I don’t need to know what color the comforter is, either. Though, whether or not the room has crown molding is a nice touch. It shows you care.
I really think I’m going to start up a lock company. The plethora of caught masturbating by the parents or sibling is way up these days.
The virgin to insta-slut is too much for me. The first time is a rather awkward and embarrassing thing. Could just me projecting, though. I think the insecurity issues on both sides is underplayed around here.
I like a good meet-cute story. If it’s original and there’s some plausible reason for an attraction. That might boil down to good character and scene development. The nice rack and “oh, he’s so dreamy,” isn’t enough for me. But then again, I prefer erotic over outright porn in my literature. And yes, I do believe there is a difference.
My last side note. I believe Bridges of Madison County was a horror movie not a romance. I went celibate for two years after the bathtub scene. It was similar to watching Jaws as a kid. It took me ten years to actually dip a toe in the ocean.
Which ones do you want to drown in the pool before you toss the carcass into the wood chipper so your hydrangeas bloom really pretty in the spring? And which one’s can’t you get enough of? Both reading and writing them. You know, which ones leave your nether regions all dewy? A quick little side note. What the hell is up with all the precum? Yea, I know it leaks, but some things don’t need to be pointed out. I don’t need to know what color the comforter is, either. Though, whether or not the room has crown molding is a nice touch. It shows you care.
I really think I’m going to start up a lock company. The plethora of caught masturbating by the parents or sibling is way up these days.
The virgin to insta-slut is too much for me. The first time is a rather awkward and embarrassing thing. Could just me projecting, though. I think the insecurity issues on both sides is underplayed around here.
I like a good meet-cute story. If it’s original and there’s some plausible reason for an attraction. That might boil down to good character and scene development. The nice rack and “oh, he’s so dreamy,” isn’t enough for me. But then again, I prefer erotic over outright porn in my literature. And yes, I do believe there is a difference.
My last side note. I believe Bridges of Madison County was a horror movie not a romance. I went celibate for two years after the bathtub scene. It was similar to watching Jaws as a kid. It took me ten years to actually dip a toe in the ocean.
