Clever Graffiti thread

[KingOrfeo]

Psychedelic drugs cause paranoia, confusion, and total loss of reality in politicians who have never taken them.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Coffee recapitulates phylogeny.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Please stop existing at me like that.

 

[KingOrfeo]

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the street... the sidewalk... the lawn...

 

[KingOrfeo]

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients, but we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

 

[KingOrfeo]

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry, because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources.

--The Credible Hulk

 

[KingOrfeo]

Question Authority - Don't ask why, just DO IT!

 

[KingOrfeo]

Inside this body is an Adonis struggling to get out -- but don't worry, he'll soon be digested.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Let us gently peel back the foreskin of Ignorance and apply the wire brush of Enlightenment.

 

[KingOrfeo]

The reason this is written so small is to hold you still while I sneak up behind you.

Or:

WARNING!

















Your skull is about to be crushed by a falling anvil.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Jesus loves you physically.

 

[Christobal]

I have always thought if your graffiti is so cool and artful why don't you paint on your own house.

 

[HisArpy]

I have always thought if your graffiti is so cool and artful why don't you paint on your own house.

They do. Right over the house address so the cops can't figure out which house they live at.

 

[KingOrfeo]

"Bother," said Pooh, as the hunters pumped nine slugs into his belly.

 

[SkAoUt]

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.25804212.2139/flat,800x800,070,f.u21.jpg

 

[KingOrfeo]

ATTENTION FOREIGNERS
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE
For some reason, there is an international myth that prostitution is illegal in the United States. Nothing could be further from the truth! In fact, prostitution is so central to our culture that small brothels are attached to most public facilities and retail business establishments. Just look for the door marked "Women"! (Or the door marked "Men," according to your preference.)

 

[Ziggins]