Clever Graffiti thread

kittykateater

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Graffiti is generally so stupid. "suck my cock" and the like. "For a good time, call.."

Bumper stickers are dumb, too. "My other car is a...", "I'd rather be driving a ...", "My child was student of the month at...", "I love my dog."

T-shirts can be so dumb, too. "I'm with stupid" and an arrow, and so many others of that sophomoric nature. Although I did like this one T-shirt I saw the other day. Hot redhead with an enormous rack, wearing a sports-team type T-shirt: "COACH. Intercollegiate Feeling Team." I laughed, and I tried (but failed) to get the nerve to walk up to her and ask her if I could apply for her team.

Oh yeah, another T-shirt that made me laugh: "Firefighters find them hot and leave them wet."

So this thread is devoted to clever graffiti, bumper stickers, T-shirts, etc. That actually show some intelligent and original thought behind them.

I'll get things started with a pun that actually showed some intelligence, a pun on two authors' names, on the bathroom wall of the English Deparrtment (where else?) when I was in college: "Oscar was Wilde, but Thornton was Wilder."

So, post your intelligent, clever, or funny graffiti, bumper sticker, t-shirt, etc., here.
 
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Well, Confucius did say it.
 
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