Clerihew Crazy

[Angeline]

The House reps stand at the door,
pretending they’re keeping score
but the velvet rope they guard each day
lets pedophiles in… if they pay.

The Reps have left the house
scared as a proverbial mouse.
No votes till September
but the people will remember.

 

[_Land]

The Reps have left the house
scared as a proverbial mouse.
No votes till September
but the people will remember.

The House took flight in a flurry,
claimed recess—said not to worry.
But kids still scream behind closed doors,
while Congress polishes marble floors.