cleavage and twats

[Guest]

Ok my age is pretty damn close to some of the other 'old' twats in here...hmmmm

Can't we all just be twats together?

Yep, of course we can!

As the Princess of Twats, the Twatterprominata Muchogracias (appointed by the King Twat, himself), I think I am sufficiently qualified to appoint others to the Realm of Twatdom.

Welcome, Nikki and SIMA!

Lou

 

[nikkijames]

I know a few women who could turn you out for a very low price.

Very low price.. as in free?


Thank you Lou

 

[cloudy]

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And you are another prime Twat. Cheers, Cloudy!

Lou

Takes one to know one....eh, love?

 

[Guest]

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Takes one to know one....eh, love?

Oh, indeed!

And it's high praise, I'd say!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Yep, of course we can!

As the Princess of Twats, the Twatterprominata Muchogracias (appointed by the King Twat, himself), I think I am sufficiently qualified to appoint others to the Realm of Twatdom.

Welcome, Nikki and SIMA!

Lou

Well goddammit Lou, I'd been trying so hard thank God you FINALLY appointed me.

 

[cloudy]

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Oh, indeed!

And it's high praise, I'd say!

Quite.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Very low price.. as in free?


Thank you Lou

I don't think they charge money.....

 

[nikkijames]

I don't think they charge money.....

well that may work then.. I'm broke

 

[Guest]

Well goddammit Lou, I'd been trying so hard thank God you FINALLY appointed me.

There ya go, see? All you had to do was call me "old". Proves you're a Twat.

 

[Guest]

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Quite.

Muchly!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

There ya go, see? All you had to do was call me "old". Proves you're a Twat.

 

[Guest]

And that seals it.

 

[mismused]

No you haven't ever mentioned my age and I'm grateful. Yeah I know what you mean being young and getting older. By the way my sister did some lurking around the AH last night under my name and she listened to you and your kids singing. Thought it was beautiful. Merry Christmas

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For the route you chose, thank your lucky stars. You have some very wonderful people to guide you here.

Ah, to know where you want to go, and to have so many sweet gurus helping to guide your steps. For you, teeny-bopper is nice. So, so much to look forward to.

 

[matriarch]

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For the route you chose, thank your lucky stars. You have some very wonderful people to guide you here.

Ah, to know where you want to go, and to have so many sweet gurus helping to guide your steps. For you, teeny-bopper is nice. So, so much to look forward to.

Another lurker, I see.

Evening sweet Missy. How are you doing? Growing old like the rest of us? Hmmmmm??

 

[mismused]

Another lurker, I see.

Evening sweet Missy. How are you doing? Growing old like the rest of us? Hmmmmm??

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I'm terrible, how about you. Ooops! Gotta quit hijacking SIMA's thead.

 

[oggbashan]

All you twats and would be twats are young compared to me. In RL my daughters are older than some of you (and I married late).

As Og I am older than anyone. I survived Noah's Flood by riding piggy-back on The Ark and I was a senior citizen even then.

Helen of Troy was a young twat and wouldn't look at an ancient Og. Cleopatra was much younger but she was more accommodating. Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony were just the later lovers.

Og the antediluvian

PS. My RL Welsh ancestors said that they survived The Flood by climbing Y Wyddfa (Snowdon to you Saxons). Do I believe them?

 

[Boxlicker101]

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I was just reading through this thread and thinking, I'm old, eh? 32 is old??? I'm in the prime of my life.

Thank you, Box. I am a prime Twat and proud of it.

MANY kisses to you for that:

SIMA, get over it girl. You've got your whole fricken' life ahead of you for twatting about.

Lou

Thank you for the kisses, Lou, and the same to you. When a man reaches my advanced state of age and decrepitude, it is nice to be appreciated by a beautiful young woman such as you.

I believe I am even older than Og. I have a GRANDDAUGHTER who is older than some of the women posting here.