church stories

[sirhugs]

I use a choir loft in one story, and my latest ( not yet posted), the main sex scene is in the back , in a storeroom, as a wedding rehersal takes place.

Setting is a great variable in stories. The incongruity of wanton sex in church, I think, really works.

How about you?

 

[Jenny _S]

Ummm... I actually did it in the back pew during services once. Does that count? (The minister was very upset)

Hey Hugs... LTNS

 

[snooper]

You mean like this ?

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet watching them. Her husband came home unexpectedly one day, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside.
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy's father comes home unexpectedly and mom's lover is forced to seek shelter in thee closet together with the peeping-tom son.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost." Being a Catholic the father continues with, "I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

 

[sirhugs]

Ummm... I actually did it in the back pew during services once. Does that count? (The minister was very upset)

Hey Hugs... LTNS

maybe the minister was just jealous?

I'd say it counts, and would be a great Lit story.

I've been around, Jen, just missed your threads I guess.....

 

[sirhugs]

Re: You mean like this ?

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet watching them. Her husband came home unexpectedly one day, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside.
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy's father comes home unexpectedly and mom's lover is forced to seek shelter in thee closet together with the peeping-tom son.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost." Being a Catholic the father continues with, "I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

lol- actually, I was distinguishing sex in the church.....

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: You mean like this ?

lol- actually, I was distinguishing sex in the church.....

Why do I keep getting this image of the minister standing at the pulpet hiding one of the choir ladies on her knees underneith giving him a hummer in time to "Onward Christian Soldier"?

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Re: Re: You mean like this ?

Why do I keep getting this image of the minister standing at the pulpet hiding one of the choir ladies on her knees underneith giving him a hummer in time to "Onward Christian Soldier"?

lol....now you're getting there!

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Re: Re: You mean like this ?

lol....now you're getting there!

Yanno,
I was thinking today about flipping through the channels on cable TV one day a some years ago. And there was Jim Baker on Trinity Broadcasting talking to his second in command about how they had been paying homage to the Lord. It struck me funny in that Jim Baker made the comment, "Yeah. And I paid homage twice myself." Immediately, I clicked the next channel and forgot about this.

A couple of years later I was reading Jessica Hahn's account in Playboy. Most of the article dealt with the sex in her apartment. But then she wrote how funny they thought it was when Jim asked his bud if he'd paid 'homage" today and then Jim Baker said, "Yeah. And I paid homage twice myself." OMG. It struck me, I acutally had tuned in and saw a slice of that broadcast.

Sometimes the real world is kinda scary.

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: You mean like this ?

Yanno,
I was thinking today about flipping through the channels on cable TV one day a some years ago. And there was Jim Baker on Trinity Broadcasting talking to his second in command about how they had been paying homage to the Lord. It struck me funny in that Jim Baker made the comment, "Yeah. And I paid homage twice myself." Immediately, I clicked the next channel and forgot about this.

A couple of years later I was reading Jessica Hahn's account in Playboy. Most of the article dealt with the sex in her apartment. But then she wrote how funny they thought it was when Jim asked his bud if he'd paid 'homage" today and then Jim Baker said, "Yeah. And I paid homage twice myself." OMG. It struck me, I acutally had tuned in and saw a slice of that broadcast.

Sometimes the real world is kinda scary.

mmmmm yeahhh...but more fun thinking of the 'homage' back stage...or onstage...like under the choir gowns

 

[sirhugs]

set mainly in the church....

Kissing the Bride: The Rehearsal 01

 

[EdRichards7030]

Jenny

Jenny,

that onward christian soldiers comment is SO wrong, and hilarious..........


Hi to all. I hope to write some stories for lit in the next day or two, but need a minute of private free time first.

Oh yes, y'alls fine work is also making it hard to keep the hands on the keyboard!!!

Best Wishes,
Ed