Church Forces Reluctant Member to Attend Services!!!

[Guest]

It was me. The reluctant member, I mean. And it was today that I attended.

I had to. They were absolutely merciless. You see, they knew right where to get me.

They used my children.

Even though my attendance has been sporadic lately our kids always attend Sunday School. And for the past few weeks the kid's classes have been practicing hard in order to sing for church services next week.

Well, those underhanded people called and said they really needed my help with the kid's choir. (I was adult choir director until last year).

So we went to church today. It was good to see everyone again, it was a nice service, we did the coffee and cookies after, and then I went to work with the choir.

I quickly found out they didn't need my help at all. The kids are quite ready to perform. But I didn't let on to the adults that I knew. I pretended, rehearsed, sang the solo part with the kids, acted appreciative to be needed and all of that.

But those sneaks.

I'm touched with the warmth of the gesture and also pretty impressed with the outrageous deviousness involved.

So - next Sunday I'm going to be sitting with 20-some kids up by the altar singing "O Come, Little Children" and a few other diddies.

Hmph.

 

[carsonshepherd]

It was me. The reluctant member, I mean. And it was today that I attended.

I had to. They were absolutely merciless. You see, they knew right where to get me.

They used my children.

Even though my attendance has been sporadic lately our kids always attend Sunday School. And for the past few weeks the kid's classes have been practicing hard in order to sing for church services next week.

Well, those underhanded people called and said they really needed my help with the kid's choir. (I was adult choir director until last year).

So we went to church today. It was good to see everyone again, it was a nice service, we did the coffee and cookies after, and then I went to work with the choir.

I quickly found out they didn't need my help at all. The kids are quite ready to perform. But I didn't let on to the adults that I knew. I pretended, rehearsed, sang the solo part with the kids, acted appreciative to be needed and all of that.

But those sneaks.

I'm touched with the warmth of the gesture and also pretty impressed with the outrageous deviousness involved.

So - next Sunday I'm going to be sitting with 20-some kids up by the altar singing "O Come, Little Children" and a few other diddies.

Hmph.

I got tricked into going to church a few years ago. The mental scars are still there.

 

[Belegon]

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I got tricked into going to church a few years ago. The mental scars are still there.

Oh, but Carson...as a gay male, you have so much ammo you can use against them...Just think of the t-shirts you could wear that could cause them heart attacks! And that's only the beginning...I mean, I did sleep with a preachers daughter, but you have such an opportunity to show me up on that one!

 

[carsonshepherd]

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Oh, but Carson...as a gay male, you have so much ammo you can use against them...Just think of the t-shirts you could wear that could cause them heart attacks! And that's only the beginning...I mean, I did sleep with a preachers daughter, but you have such an opportunity to show me up on that one!

I was tricked in such a way that I had to appear ... well... like I was supposed to be there. I plotted revenge against the person who tricked me the whole time... evil, awful, dreadful revenge.

PS - he got his in the end

 

[Belegon]

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PS - he got his in the end

ok, that statement is just not going to be touched...by me. unless you ask really, really nicely....

 

[carsonshepherd]

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ok, that statement is just not going to be touched...by me. unless you ask really, really nicely....

Don't tempt me (you don't know how I feel about redheads...)

 

[BlackShanglan]

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Don't tempt me (you don't know how I feel about redheads...)

And if you had to pick one, you could do a great deal worse

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

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And if you had to pick one, you could do a great deal worse

Shanglan

Believe me, I HAVE!

 

[BlackShanglan]

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Believe me, I HAVE!

I would not dream of doubting your word

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

*giggling*

Not exactly the thread direction I was anticipating . . .

Then again, it kind of makes me wish I were a redhead!


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[BlackShanglan]

I'm delighted with your moral influence, SSS. Just think ... you got half a congregation of God-fearing people to lie and scheme just to have the pleasure of your comapny.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

I'm delighted with your moral influence, SSS. Just think ... you got half a congregation of God-fearing people to lie and scheme just to have the pleasure of your comapny.

Shanglan

I never really thought of things in that way before.

Actually, I think they somehow know I've been a very naughty girl.

(They're probably afraid for my mortal soul.)

 

[cantdog]

I thought the point about souls was that they weren't mortal.

"Let me roll down on my side," Renee said breathlessly, "But don't stop!"

Jip, as usual, was willing to accommodate. They lay spoonwise and he fucked the Haitian girl more gently.

"This is very nice, Jips, take my breasts. Mmm! I love this, and I love the ass fuck." She tipped her hips out, arching her back, to get his cock deeper in. "I love you, Jips, already you are the most dear friend I have in this country."

Jip licked her ear from behind and kissed her neck with passion, slowly pushing cock in and out of the black ass.

"I am hoping for the moment, waiting I mean, when I feel your come in me again. I loved to feel your come, Jips. It was spiritual. You understand? It was of the spiritual and it was of love."

"Spiritual. You mean your soul?" Jip was speeding up, little meaty slaps of hip on haunch filled the room. "Oh, Renee, push it out more. Yes..."

"Soul. Is soul the part of men that does not die?"

"Oh, God, Renee, your ass is so sweet! Yes, yes, soul is the word."

"Fuck my ass, Jips, I give you my ass forever. Put come in me again!"

But they are incorrect to imagine you did anything wrong. Naughty? Maybe. Wrong? Don't be silly.

 

[The_Darkness]

Religion thread turning to gay guys....well hell, why not.

My girlfriend drug me to church a couple weeks ago. That was..****.....*evil laughter fills the air* I got to help teach sunday school.

Never again. Ever.

I really do hate churches for the most part....or at least congregations. I believe people should be allowed to worship as they chose (so long as they don't hurt other folks) because my Christian beliefs don't mandate that everyone has to be Christian....thank you very fucking much St. Augustine.

But the hating of the congregations stems from some of those experiences I was alluding to earlier with Carson and speaking of the Six-Flags in Hell.

My sympathies to all who have been coerced into church. Expecially when they use your kids.

Cantdog....that's so cute! Souls not mortal.....hee hee hee...

 

[Amy Sweet]

I'm delighted with your moral influence, SSS. Just think ... you got half a congregation of God-fearing people to lie and scheme just to have the pleasure of your comapny.

Shanglan

 

[cantdog]

Naughty or not, sarahhh, kids are key. Do the right thing by them, and you can hold up your head wherever it is.

 

[English Lady]

I've not been to church for ages now. I've not found one that meets my needs round here.

I had a lovely little church when I was younger. People were amazingly humble, honest and supportive there.

Church is a great place to meet other believers the problem comes with having to decide how a whole load of different people are to be worshipping.

Noone has tried to trick me back to the Salvation Army I used to go to...but then I never felt i fitted in anyways. hence th not going anymore thing *L*

 

[Belegon]

Religion thread turning to gay guys....well hell, why not.

actually the funniest part of that little exchange is that Carson knows;

1) I am unapologetically straight.
2) I am an incureable flirt...regardless of other considerations...

so he may have been a little surprised to see me react to it...but not too surprised I bet...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Flirting is an art, a science, and a sport combined in one. Everyone should practice it.

Shanglan

 

[Belegon]

Flirting is an art, a science, and a sport combined in one. Everyone should practice it.

Shanglan

Damn Straight!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Damn Straight!

You KNOW I couldn't leave that one alone!

Damn!

 

[Guest]

Damn Straight!

LOL!

 

[BlackShanglan]

You KNOW I couldn't leave that one alone!

I know you don't want to leave that poster alone ...



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[minsue]

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