Texguy84
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So, how about a humor/satire story about Chuck Norris, based on the facts circulating about on the internet nowadays?
Examples of some of the stuff included in this list of facts:
"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris once ate two 72 ounce steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress."
"Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice."
So on so forth. I think a story that assumed that all of this was true about him could be rather amusing.
Examples of some of the stuff included in this list of facts:
"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris once ate two 72 ounce steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress."
"Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice."
So on so forth. I think a story that assumed that all of this was true about him could be rather amusing.
