Chuck Noris

[sweetnpetite]

He is fine!!!!!

He''d make a great protagonist, particularly in a mature story line.

 

[snooper]

Who he?

 

[sanchopanza]

he's that obscure bearded martial arts midget man. he got beaten the shit out of in a bruce lee film i seem to remember

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Sprry, SnP. All I can see is him and Christy Brinkley getting nasty with a Total Gym...

How about Regis Philbin being Dommed by Kathy Lee?

---dr.M.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Hiya cute and Petite!

I have alwys liked Chucky. Here are a few of the movies and his TV series. He certainly is a good looking man (if your into that) I know plenty of females who just loved to watch his show. ahem, they like to watch his info-mercial on Total Gym even more!

Now that could be a great story! The model they use to help demonstrate the equiptment becomes talented with exposing her goods in an attemt to seduce Chuck. Not really thinking about the use of martial arts on her.

sanchopanza, It was a movie! In real life Lee (both) when alive was friends with Chuck.

The only negative thing I can recall is when he made a public declare that he wanted to fight Arnold, Vandam and like 4 other action heros at the same time. Claiming they were all fakes. I think the only response he got was something like, "That would be childish."

None the less he is right up there in my book of great fighters. Along with being one of the few more honest and upstanding citizens as celeberties go.

The Wrecking Crew - 1969 (appeared in)
Return Of The Dragon - 1973 (feature film debut)
Breaker! Breaker! - 1976
Good Guys Wear Black - 1977
A Force Of One - 1978
The Octagon - 1979
An Eye For An Eye - 1980
Silent Rage - 1981
Forced Vengeance - 1981
Lone Wolf McQuade - 1982
Missing In Action - 1984
Missing In Action II: The Beginning - 1985
Code Of Silence - 1985
Invasion USA - 1985
Delta Force - 1986
Firewalker - 1986
Braddock: Missing In Action III - 1987
Hero And The Terror - 1988
Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold - 1990
The Hitman - 1991
Sidekicks - 1993
Hellbound - 1994
Top Dog - 1995
Forrest Warrior - 1995 (released on video only)

Television Series

Walker, Texas Ranger - 1993 to 2001




http://www.chucknorris.com/images/products/walker-small.jpg

 

[sweetnpetite]

Sprry, SnP. All I can see is him and Christy Brinkley getting nasty with a Total Gym...

How about Regis Philbin being Dommed by Kathy Lee?

---dr.M.

LOL, I never really thought about him that way before until I saw that commercial. That was when I posted it.

I think tha would make a fantastic story. I love the idea of a couple working out and then making out, why not. Excercise is a total aphrodisiac. Maybe I will write the story

I did write one once about a couple sneaking into a broom closet at the gym. I wrote it for my bf, and I think he may have shreded it when we broke up oh well. (Never give away your only copy- even to somebody you love and live in the same house will)

 

[handlebars69]

i think it was the wife beater..... i love men in wife beaters... especially if they got muscles

 

[Guest]

Ahh, Chuck Norris......

My college dorm room walls were papered with any picture that I could find of him.

If I am not mistaken, he was actually taught by Bruce Lee and IMHO, he could kick the ass of any other martial artist in the world (yes, I am a little biased on this subject, LOL).

He's mostly dropped out of sight since his tv show went off the air (except for his infomercial appearances). I believe he got remarried and had some more kids.

 

[handlebars69]

i thought the guy that trained bruce lee trained him and elvis and that supposedly hes supposed to die before his time like the other two.... i dunno, someone said that a few years back so i dont really remember it all.....