Christmas time, mistletoe & wine

[Guest]

 

[Lasher]

Muslim separatist Moro Islamic Liberation Front (Milf).

I'm sorry, but how do you take Terrorists who call themselves MILFs seriously?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Thanks for the heads up, Hanns. I'm changing my vacation plans.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ham Murabi]

What does MILF's mean in porn world anyway?





Yes, cancel your vaccation

Infact, cancel anywhere with any muslims.

Which leaves your bathtub as your only option

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

 

[Lasher]

What does MILF's mean in porn world anyway?

You're the braniac, figure it out.

 

[Guest]

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Christmas time, mistletoe & wine

I'm sorry, but how do you take Terrorists who call themselves MILFs seriously?

LOL! Good point.

 

[Lasher]

Can't you just see...

Dude, your mom just blew up a bus! But she's so fucking hot!!

DUDE!

Dude, she's a fucking MILF, Dude.

 

[MissTaken]

Affectionately for Hanns

A bit of Guns N Roses

"Used To Love Her"

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my backyard
Oh yeah, Oo yeah, whoa, oh yeah

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way, yeah
Whoa, oh yeah

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her, Oo, six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

 

[curious2c]

Hey Misstaken, how about "out to get me" heh heh

 

[MissTaken]

Hey Misstaken, how about "out to get me" heh heh

Good choice...a bit more G N R for Hanns the Man!

"Out Ta Get Me"

Been hidin' out
And layin' low
It's nothin' new ta me
Well you can always find
a place to go
If you can keep your sanity
They break down the doors
And they rape my rights but
They won't touch me
They scream and yell
And fight all night
You can't tell me
I lose my head
I close my eyes
They won't touch me
'Cause I got somethin'
I been buildin' up inside
For so fuckin' long

[CHORUS:]

They're out ta get me
They won't catch me
I'm innocent
They won't break me

Sometimes it's easy to forget where you're goin'
Sometimes it's harder to leave
And everytime you think you know just what you're doin'
That's when your troubles exceed
They push me in a corner
Just to get me to fight but
They won't touch me
They preach and yell
And fight all night
You can't tell me
I lose my head
I close my eyes
They won't touch me
'Cause I got somethin'
I been buildin' up inside
I'm already gone

[Chorus]

Some people got a chip on their shoulder
An some would say it was me
But I didn't buy that fifth of whisky
That you gave me
So I'd be quick to disagree

[Chorus]

They're out to get me
They won't catch me
I'm innocent
So you can
Suck me
Take that one to heart

 

[curious2c]

Waaaay to go Miss T.