Christmas Story

MsLinnet

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Ok its that time of year and all the kids are waiting for what ever Santa will bring them. Only to be disappointed when it is not the correct toy.

Ok the real Christmas story a virgin who is pregnant and a donkey in a stable there has to be a story there...

My take on the thing. J is a carpenter but times are hard so he kidnaps M and is off to the slave markets where he knows he can get a good price for a virgin, but on the way his donkey dies so J decides to cut his losses and sets m up to earn a bit of cash.

Thinking of himself, he thinks its worth trying the goods out so he rapes M. She fights him off as best as she can but J is far to strong for her and he fucks her planting his seed in her pussy. Then he gets her on her knees and forces M to lick him clean before he bends her over and fuck her arse.

M is sore and ashamed but J goes out into the market and sells her body to all and sundry, many men take advantage of his low rates until the local brothel owners get to hear about this whore under cutting there prices and kicks them out of town.

On the long journey to Bethlehem he finds the odd man who is willing to pay to take the young woman on for there pleasure. One group of nomads who have not seen a woman for months, keep her for a few weeks passing her around the camp like a toy, this delays there journey and M finds she is pregnant, but endures the continued rape.

They get to Bethlehem and they find all the brothel owners know that this new whore is coming and bar her from all the hotels so she ends up in a stable where she gives birth to a premature baby and its a miracle it survives. ok J then realises that the child is his and becomes repentant then looks after them both till the child is strong enough to work then sends him out to make his way in the world he gets himself into trouble and is crucified some years later.

J try’s to keep M happy, but she needs sex to survive, and her demands on J are to much for him. J’s health falters so he starts to make her sexual toys in his wood shop, but this is not enough for her and M starts to take clients and J is left out while the whore he created goes to work...
 
Ok the real Christmas story a virgin who is pregnant and a donkey in a stable there has to be a story there...

My take on the thing. J is a carpenter but times are hard so he kidnaps M and is off to the slave markets where he knows he can get a good price for a virgin, ... M starts to take clients and J is left out while the whore he created goes to work...
You left out the gang bang with the three Ay-rabs, two of whom cheated by not giving J gold, but instead just boxes of smellies, which was not what he had asked Santa to bring.
 
This is interesting though I'm going to have to recomend that you change the locations otherwise you will receive more death threats than you probably already have gotten just for posting this. :rolleyes::eek:
 
This is interesting though I'm going to have to recomend that you change the locations otherwise you will receive more death threats ...
Do you really think the inhabitants of Bethlehem, a tiny farming village in Carmarthenshire in West Wales, near Haverfordwest are really that vicious?
 
What's the big deal about Bethlehem Pennsylvania? I think a rape tale would be great for them.

Perhaps Intercourse Pennsylvania or Cumming Georgia?
 
Do you really think the inhabitants of Bethlehem, a tiny farming village in Carmarthenshire in West Wales, near Haverfordwest are really that vicious?

All a bit strange up there lol


Ok it was just an idea for a story.

I did not expect a story about an out of work carpenter Called John who had a wood fetish. A young wannabee whore called Margret, who got herself up the spout so she could get on the social went of to Wales to make a bit of cash on the side. Only to find all the farmers had zips in there wellies, and the sheep all look scared.
Arnt the Nomads are a biker gang.

This should not have caused so much trouble. Next, you will be saying that Brian (Of Monty Python fame) was the real messiah and not just a very naughty boy like his mother always said
 
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... called John ...
In Carmarthen he would probably be called Ieuan (pronounced y-eye-an), or perhaps Eurof (pronounced eye-rov).

... called Margret ...
In Carmarthen she would probably be called Gwenllian (pronounced with the famous Welsh double L) or perhaps Llinos (also pronounced with the famous Welsh double L).


For those who don't know the Welsh double L is pronounced by pressing the tongue firmly on the roof of the mouth, with the lips slightly open and then blowing air out of the mouth round the sides of the tongue.
 
In Carmarthen he would probably be called Ieuan (pronounced y-eye-an), or perhaps Eurof (pronounced eye-rov).

In Carmarthen she would probably be called Gwenllian (pronounced with the famous Welsh double L) or perhaps Llinos (also pronounced with the famous Welsh double L).


For those who don't know the Welsh double L is pronounced by pressing the tongue firmly on the roof of the mouth, with the lips slightly open and then blowing air out of the mouth round the sides of the tongue.

Did not get any death threts I am glad to say. I did get an offer from a Welsh farmer who wanted me to go and live on his farm half way up a mountain he said he would show me what the zips were for lol...
 
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