Being a life long cat possessed person, I really could relate to the one with the little hat on with that "Death to all humans" look on it's face. So, how long did you manage to keep the hat on it?
I can sympathize on the claws in the face thing. I have a female cat who has inadvertently landed on my face twice getting up on the bed. She and I have BOTH lost a couple of our lives due to the ensuing chaos, screaming, and cat hunting safari that followed. Amazing how she can vaporize completely after victimizing me. More amazing is that she will be sleeping on my chest an hour later. I think she is really a HEAT VAMPIRE!!