Christmas gifts I look forward to giving this year

[eudaemonia]

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Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure:

This 5.25 inch (13.3 cm) tall, hard vinyl Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Action Figure is worried about whether or not you washed your hands after you used the bathroom. Just in case, hes sure you wont mind if he wears his gloves and surgical mask when he shakes your hand. Or even better, maybe you could just bump elbows with him. Now, as soon as he finishes counting those ceiling tiles, he can get started on alphabetizing the canned foods. Mini surgical mask included. Packaged with a sanitary, hypoallergenic towelette to clean up before you touch the figure.

As one reviewer noted, "The only question is, how many people should I buy one for?"

That's what I'm saying ...
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The Demotivators 2007 Build-Your-Own Calendar:

IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES...

How about a calendar featuring designs like Worth, Demotivation, and Get To Work for your miserable sibling with the crummy job? Or perhaps one with Procrastination, Indifference, and Laziness for that once vibrant spouse who now is slowly becoming one with the couch? Now imagine that calendar filled with personal reminders- of the birthdays of extended family members, of anniversaries they always miss, of obscure holidays, or even dates that they would rather forget? Now stop imagining, get out your credit card, and start spending like crazy! We’re trying to make money here!

I'm rather fond of the Despair International design.
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The 2007 Calendar of Bunny Suicides:

Little fluffy rabbits who just don't want to live any more. A collection of mostly one image black comedy cartoons drawn by author Andy Riley.

I saw this in a local bookstore a few months back and nearly nasal sprayed the entire back cover with coffee. Thank God it was shrink-wrapped. Having to actually pay for it would've just added more insult to my already public embarrassment of gaffawing most obscenely over a calendar. You'dda thought I was browsing over in the erotica section, or sumthin' ...

 

[glynndah]

I was shopping last week at a local used book store. Behind the cash register was a room for the "adult' section. Three sides were visible from the main part, shelves full of dvds, with a table in the center of half-price and clearance dvds. I didn't go in to see what was on the fourth wall, but I assume it was also dvds. As I was choosing my selections from the open part of the store, I heard the clerk say, "Those are real popular. I've been selling a lot of them as stocking stuffers". I regret that I couldn't see what he was talking about. I wonder if getting a stocking stuffer of porn puts you on the "naughty" or "nice" list?

 

[eudaemonia]

I wonder if getting a stocking stuffer of porn puts you on the "naughty" or "nice" list?

I should think both of 'em, the former being a choice and smallish one.

 

[Quoll]

Some cute and cuddly toys.
http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/doll.jpg

 

[eudaemonia]

I must go post this over in the BDSM forum:

http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/sadomaso.jpg

 

[midwestyankee]

I must go post this over in the BDSM forum:

http://www.patriciawaller.com/images/sadomaso.jpg

I suggest you post to this thread: Barbie Doll Kink. If you peruse the thread you'll find all sorts of interesting Barbie accessories as well as many photos of Barbie in various compromising positions.