Christmas Cruise

[sirhugs]

How would you make the usual "cruise as suspension of the ordinary rules" hotness into a Christmas theme ?

cause it's a great title...

 

[Artina Heartflash]

How would you make the usual "cruise as suspension of the ordinary rules" hotness into a Christmas theme ?

cause it's a great title...

Ehm... MFM
Admiral Charles DICKins
Me
Cap'n Jack Sparrow

aboard the Spirited Ship of Abandon.

"Marley, Marley why do you wear the anchor chain?"

 

[danicanuck]

A christmas cruise could be interesting. Maybe it starts with a couple (unsure of the lifestyle just trying it out for the first time), the ship is decorated festively with mistletoe everywhere and people being friendly and having fun. Strangers kiss them randomly for fun but it gets the couple more excited. They play with each other a little as others do their thing and flirt more and more. Finally there is a party where the couples write down what they intend to give their partners as a present. Everybody is laughing and the presents are all sexual. But one of the staff dressed as an elf comes along and collects the papers. he gives them to santa who then starts calling names and giving them random presents of which they can collect. The couple is shocked when a perfect stranger comes to collect his blowjob from the wife. leads to more of course but an idea.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

danicanuk, that is an excellent idea.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

How would you make the usual "cruise as suspension of the ordinary rules" hotness into a Christmas theme ?

It would revolve round Christmas stockings, of course.

... Admiral Charles DICKins ...

His surname is hyphenated, surely? Admiral Charles Dick-Innes.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

His surname is hyphenated, surely? Admiral Charles Dick-Innes.

No No! DICKINS! DICKINMOUTH was his original name. Then Cap'n Jack cut it short and now he's just called "DICKINS".

Spirited Ship of Abandon is also known as the SSA. "ASS backwards" as Jack would say.

"I love how Jack stumbles, rolls and sways."

(Yeh, now the poetry is spurting ...)

lol.

 

[sirhugs]

well, this has certainly taken a turn away from the standard Lit fare...

 

[jeninflorida]

A christmas cruise could be interesting. Maybe it starts with a couple (unsure of the lifestyle just trying it out for the first time), the ship is decorated festively with mistletoe everywhere and people being friendly and having fun. Strangers kiss them randomly for fun but it gets the couple more excited. They play with each other a little as others do their thing and flirt more and more. Finally there is a party where the couples write down what they intend to give their partners as a present. Everybody is laughing and the presents are all sexual. But one of the staff dressed as an elf comes along and collects the papers. he gives them to santa who then starts calling names and giving them random presents of which they can collect. The couple is shocked when a perfect stranger comes to collect his blowjob from the wife. leads to more of course but an idea.

hum...do they have "swinger" cruises? I'm thinking that if a couple is away from work and stresses of day to day life, that they can open up and explore things on the open ocean

 

[danicanuck]

hum...do they have "swinger" cruises? I'm thinking that if a couple is away from work and stresses of day to day life, that they can open up and explore things on the open ocean

I'm sure there are and agree that they should be able to open up. Boats are sexy! lol Doesn't even matter the size

 

[jeninflorida]

I've been toying with the idea of 2-3 couples on a sailboat .... down by the BVI chain of Islands. Could change the season to winter, as its cooler out and no hurricanes or storms to worry about

 

[MatthewVett]

I've been toying with the idea of 2-3 couples on a sailboat .... down by the BVI chain of Islands. Could change the season to winter, as its cooler out and no hurricanes or storms to worry about

But if there is a storm, they might get shipwrecked for a few weeks, and all their clothes get lost at sea. With limited resources, they can only build one shelter, so now the three couples are living together, scantily clad, and without any other human contact...

 

[jeninflorida]

But if there is a storm, they might get shipwrecked for a few weeks, and all their clothes get lost at sea. With limited resources, they can only build one shelter, so now the three couples are living together, scantily clad, and without any other human contact...

good point

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... Boats are sexy! lol Doesn't even matter the size

A word of caution: don't try it in a sailing dinghy. You end up swimming and losing items of clothing.

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

But if there is a storm, they might get shipwrecked for a few weeks, and all their clothes get lost at sea. With limited resources, they can only build one shelter, so now the three couples are living together, scantily clad, and without any other human contact...

...perhaps there is one native on the island they are unaware of for a while (voyeurism)

 

[jeninflorida]

But if there is a storm, they might get shipwrecked for a few weeks, and all their clothes get lost at sea. With limited resources, they can only build one shelter, so now the three couples are living together, scantily clad, and without any other human contact...

hum, trying to think of a location. FL has some spots with many islands....so if they are coming back from Key West the ship could go down ... as well as ...oh wait.

So they get caught in a storm, end up on on of the ten thousand islands, family and friends worry about them, and the coast guard starts a search. these couples spend 3-7 days/nights on a deserted island


thoughts?

 

[MatthewVett]

hum, trying to think of a location. FL has some spots with many islands....so if they are coming back from Key West the ship could go down ... as well as ...oh wait.

So they get caught in a storm, end up on on of the ten thousand islands, family and friends worry about them, and the coast guard starts a search. these couples spend 3-7 days/nights on a deserted island


thoughts?

I like it. Maybe a Pacific island might be better, though, so there's a better chance of geothermal activity and therefore a better chance of them discovering a hot spring. Maybe at first they decide to let the girls go first, but after a while, one of the guys gets curious and starts peeking. Before long, the other guys join him. And then when it's their turn, the girls get the same idea.

 

[jeninflorida]

I like it. Maybe a Pacific island might be better, though, so there's a better chance of geothermal activity and therefore a better chance of them discovering a hot spring. Maybe at first they decide to let the girls go first, but after a while, one of the guys gets curious and starts peeking. Before long, the other guys join him. And then when it's their turn, the girls get the same idea.

Well Sir, that is the great thing and that I love about posting here. We can both write (you in Pacific and me in Florida) about our choice of location and make stories that our readers will enjoy.

I hear what you are saying. Pacific is so vast though that what my minds eye shows me is the couples are lost for months...

Are you going to write this? I am!

 

[MatthewVett]

I like the idea. Right now I'm in between stories, too, but I have a few ideas. I dunno, this might be a good one to do... I like the idea, and any chance I get to write about spying on skinny dippers in a hot spring, I'm liable to take...

 

[Monazwx]

I'm going on a Christmas cruise in Dec. I'll you know how it goes

 

[MatthewVett]

I think I will write this, after all. I do need a new project anyway, and this'll be something a bit new. Now I just need to decide between third-person or first... I might just keep it to first person and just have a lot of voyeurism and spying. Definitely keeping the natural hot spring, though. Right now I'm deciding whether to be mean and have one of the wives lose her clothes in the storm...

 

[Carnevil9]

There are swinger cruises, gay cruises, nude cruises.... every possible type. Imagine a straitlaced young couple accidentally booking onto one of these kinky cruises by mistake (maybe they think the "swing" cruise is all about swing dancing), and they don't find out until it is too late to get off (the ship). At first they just hide in their cabin, but then curiosity gets the better of them.......

 

[sirhugs]

There are swinger cruises, gay cruises, nude cruises.... every possible type. Imagine a straitlaced young couple accidentally booking onto one of these kinky cruises by mistake (maybe they think the "swing" cruise is all about swing dancing), and they don't find out until it is too late to get off (the ship). At first they just hide in their cabin, but then curiosity gets the better of them.......

or the bottomless room service waiter...