Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged

[Draco]

Taken from an Email from My flatmate - Sandy:

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?



Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are



Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas



Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me



Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......



Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me



Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire



Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why



Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

 

[concrete]

I mean I like you MAN..
but don"t post about me this close to the Holidays..
thanks

 

[Draco]

Was that a voice? Did someone speak? Is that guy in front of me following me?

Which disorder suits you best Concrete?
Lay on the couch and tell me all about it.
The doctor is in.



I'm not paranoid, I just dont trust anyone, not even Me.

 

[concrete]

Was that a voice? Did someone speak? Is that guy in front of me following me?
1)I'm not the only person hearing this X-mas crap.It's all over the radio.
2)My wife and her girlfriend have been looking at me strange,cum to think.
3)Depends how far it is from the Beer Store.
4)Visa-Mastercard......that's not MY name.
5) do me like you do me.
6) something about Red Suit Commies..
7)makes me sick...cooking beans+tacos that close to T.J.
8)give me the electric chair,,,I'm not changing my story...


HOPE NOW we are Xmas buddies Draco

I'm not paranoid, I just dont trust anyone, not even Me.

 

[SINthysist]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

 

[Draco]

ARRR...the bells, the bells......*Hunch-back impersonation*

Actually SIN, I mistook you for MANIC.....go figure!

 

[SINthysist]

Tossup!

Bet you can be more than one at once.

BETCHA!

 

[Naughty Elf]

bump

 

[Kara_Sidhe]

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


I get most of them, but what is a Borderline?? Wouldn't pyromaniac make more sense? Hmm

 

[Darkthought]

Funny, I thought the paranoid's song was

Do you fear what I fear....

But the other is humourous too.

 

[paganangel]

got one for bipolar?

 

[Silverlily]

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

You forgot the manhole covers, the powerlines, the mailboxes, the bus stops, the library, the schools, the car wash, the vet's, the neightbor's dog, the cat across the street...

 

[Silverlily]

got one for bipolar?

He's maiking a list, checking twice, three times, four times...

*sigh*

What's the point?