Christmas before Halloween

[JDSavanyu]

Twas Christmas before Halloween, and all through the land
looney loners put up plastic Santas
next to plastic skeletons
and Spanberger / Sears for Governor
a horrid cacophony
of horror, happiness, liberal, conservative
a circle jerk of Happy Holidays
jizzing way too soon

 

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I get soooooo annoyed when there are Christmas commercials in OCTOBER!