Christ, he even insults people when he's got his mouth shut...

[Lost Cause]

I enjoy a politician that is unscripted, unabashed, and just having a good time. I am sick of the crop of posers that insult me with their plastic, "for the children" and "public safety" agendas that hide their totalitarian leanings!
Besides, we Americans set our own rules and behaviorsThat's why we kicked the shit out of the Brits . We are usually the butt of insults and jokes from the dusty old societies, until their butts are again against the wall and need our help and blood!!!
Fuck the World!

 

[p_p_man]

Besides, we Americans set our own rules and behaviors. That's why we kicked the shit out of the Brits .

Fuck the World!

You were really just a skirmish to us at the time. We were too busy fighting the first real world war against Napoleon's France!

That's the trouble. You try to, but find the world doesn't want to be fucked...

 

[jass1960]

hahahahahahahah!

wise asses, the art of insulting people with out saying a word is an art form developed early in Texas history. If i may be so bold to point out the cannon shot that answered the mexican call to surrender at the alamo.

...well thats the answer then.....

silly me I didn't realise that we must ignore the centuries of human endeavour - history only started at the Alamo LMAO

 

[sch00lteacher]

Man that big ol' red post about killed me, wasn't ready for it.

We all remember silly old Ronnie. Smile smile! Nobody home. Stupid assed cowboy.

The guy destroyed the USSR.

I could care less what Bush Jr. does in public.

Re-think your words P_man P_man. What if the whole think was a hokey act? He certainly sent a message to the world. But maybe, just maybe, it was intentional.

 

[scylis]

You were really just a skirmish to us at the time. We were too busy fighting the first real world war against Napoleon's France!

That's the trouble. You try to, but find the world doesn't want to be fucked...

ever hear of this little thing called the American Revolution, or, to you Brits, "the trouble those damn colonists are causing?" kinda happened a little bit BEFORE Napoleon. like from 1775-1783 or so.

and as for you and your being busy with Napoleon... didn't you beat him, then, after giving 'em a deserved rest, send them of to New Orleans to get their asses kicked up, down, left, and right? i believe the score (measured in total kills recorded) was something like this: US=several hundred, pansy-ass Brits=12. that's right. the valiant slayers of Napoleon's army only manages to kill 12 US soldiers durring the whole battle! that'll teach you to burn our capital, you smeggin' bastards! the place needed to be remodeled, anyway....

 

[p_p_man]

Did I say Napoleonic Wars?

well, I'm sure we were busy Empire building somewhere...


1773 Boston Tea Party signals start of American Revolution
1774 Goethe's "Werther" heralds Romantic Era
1774 Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette succede to French throne
1774 Warren Hastings appointed Governor General of India
1776 America declares independence from Britain
1776 Adam Smith publishes "Weath of Nations" (economic treatise)
1778 Deaths of Voltaire and Rousseau (Enlightenment philosophers)
1778 Swede Linnaeus publishes treatise on biological labelling
1779 Death of David Garrick (actor and theatrical manager)
1779 First cast iron bridge built at Coalbrookdale, England
1780 Joseph II assumes sole power over Austrian empire
1781 British finally surrender to Americans at Yorktown

We had to surrender quickly to you lot because the French threat was gaining strength, India was getting out of hand and we had to build an iron bridge at Coalbrookdale.

Busy, busy, busy. Always busy, that's us Brits...

Just think, if you had kept it as a simple revolution everything would have been fine. We would have surrendered just the same and ended up giving you masses of aid.

But by declaring independence you blew it...