Christ Bearer

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CNN Story

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

Details about what triggered the incident were not available.

Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out," which was included on the soundtrack of the 2004 film "Blade: Trinity," according to the Internet Movie Database.
 
Shouldn't he have waited and done that on Friday?

Sure, timing could have been more precise.

If, assuming penis reattachment, he does not proclaim "He is risen" when he has his next boner, it will be an unforgivable missed opportunity.
 
Seriously though. Who hasn't faced the dilemma:

"Should I cut off my dick or jump off a building?"

Kudos to this guy for coming up with the perfect solution...
 
Seriously though. Who hasn't faced the dilemma:

"Should I cut off my dick or jump off a building?"

Kudos to this guy for coming up with the perfect solution...

Cutting it off while falling would have made Andy Kaufman look like a celebrity performance art neophyte.
 
No, he just posted in my thread and wasn't hateful, which Rory has always been to me after his first week of posting and discovering that I might not think everything that he posted was pure truth.

So there is a user named Rory that is widely hated. The mama-bear protectionist vibe is strong on this board. Most of the time that ends up as a fun-killing feature but I'm still not sure how to judge a board overtly geared to sex that features so little of it.
 
So there is a user named Rory that is widely hated. The mama-bear protectionist vibe is strong on this board. Most of the time that ends up as a fun-killing feature but I'm still not sure how to judge a board overtly geared to sex that features so little of it.

Where in your user's manual does it say the GB is overtly geared to sex:confused:
 
I have to admit, the irony was not lost on me that the guys name was "Johnson".
 
So there is a user named Rory that is widely hated. The mama-bear protectionist vibe is strong on this board. Most of the time that ends up as a fun-killing feature but I'm still not sure how to judge a board overtly geared to sex that features so little of it.

Where in your user's manual does it say the GB is overtly geared to sex:confused:

Yeah, this has always been more of a Salon/water cooler forum. The sex is in other places, although you will find some here, never-ending dirty picture threads mainly, if I want that, I go to The Hun...

;) ;)

... I come here to shoot the breeze.

Rory comes here to hunt down and quash out racism and racism is pretty much anything that he disagrees with. He hears dog whistles that even bats cannot detect. He is so obsessed with his anti-racism crusade that it has consumed his whole personality to the point that he sees everything as racist. I say, on the 45 and Rory says: YOU'RE THE WRONG KIND OF INDIAN, THAT'S RACIST!

:D :D :D
 
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