Chris Rock

[Guest]

"You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick and Colon."

"When I heard we were after Hussein, I was like, really? That's so 80's. The whole war feels like a bad VH1 special. Hussein is back. And Bush is back. And Cheney is back. And Paula Abdul is back. Shit, before you know it, it'll be Hammer time again!"

The guy's a genius. I love him to bits.

 

[sweetnpetite]

That is pretty funny.

thanks for posting, it made me laugh

You know that Eminem song, "Guess who's back?"

Bush is back...

Cheney's back...

Paula's back...

there all back... there all back... there all back*




*my boyfriend started singing this when I read him the thread. He insists on getting credit for it.

 

[Guest]

Are you fucking Chris Rock?

 

[cantdog]

Nah, Chris don't hang in the heartland.

Eminem, now...

 

[bg23]

Wise words.

 

[Rusty914]

Chris Rock for President, lol.

 

[SnoopDog]

Chris Rock for President, lol.

'We want you to run for president'
- 'of what?'
- 'Of the United States'
- 'Of what?'
- 'Of America'
- 'Which America?'
- 'North America'
- '.......GET OUTTA HERE !'

He's a funny guy.

Snoopy

 

[Rusty914]

'We want you to run for president'
- 'of what?'
- 'Of the United States'
- 'Of what?'
- 'Of America'
- 'Which America?'
- 'North America'
- '.......GET OUTTA HERE !'

He's a funny guy.
Snoopy

Yeah....that's what I was thinking about when I posted that, lol.