Chop, chop for Summer

[Guest]

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Sorry, long hair fans. I chopped my hair off. Now, I look like Jesus, or stylish-badhaired fashion model (right side is slightly longer than the left). My head feels so light. My neck ticles.

So, Richard Jinman, now, is it?

 

[Guest]

but will it affect your ability to be rational?

 

[scheherazade_79]

You know what happened to Sampson when Delilah cut all his hair off...

 

[Guest]

but will it affect your ability to be rational?

Logic dictates that you are gagging for me to come to you in difiance of the authority before the 25th.

I shall not go at all, however. My lateral thinking suggests that if I ignore long enough, you will either come to me, or my problems will disappear.

Without a treasure map, I cannot triangulate your location with my compass, a pencil, and a bits of string.

 

[Guest]

You know what happened to Sampson when Delilah cut all his hair off...

Did she blow him like a porn star?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Without a treasure map, I cannot triangulate your location with my compass, a pencil, and a bits of string.

You're not trying hard enough. The meter maids around here can determine the exact angle my wheels are pointed (or not) toward the curb when parked on a hill without a compass or protractor, and they are able to determine whether the slope of the hill is greater than 15% as well.

 

[Guest]

You're not trying hard enough.

Apparently not.

Not good enough to be given due credit by being mentioned on dedication pages in books.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Apparently not.

Not good enough to be given due credit by being mentioned on dedication pages in books.

Yeah, I'm tough to please. I'd have wanted Jesus to cut his hair too - I like 'em clean shaven and clean cut.

 

[Guest]

Logic dictates that you are gagging for me to come to you in difiance of the authority before the 25th.

I shall not go at all, however. My lateral thinking suggests that if I ignore long enough, you will either come to me, or my problems will disappear.

Without a treasure map, I cannot triangulate your location with my compass, a pencil, and a bits of string.

pity that. just follow the north star and go straight on till morning.

 

[Dar~]

pity that. just follow the north star and go straight on till morning.

I thought that was how you got to sesame street?


I'm so confused