Choose the manner of your death

[pecksniff]

I want to be killed by space pirates. Because if space travel ever reaches a point where piracy can exist, there's no stopping it.

 

[Tryharder62]

I want to die in my sleep.

 

[MNGuy]

I want to die in my sleep.

Me too, I don't want to be screaming in terror like the passengers in my car.

 

[Nadinet]

Not in an old peoples home please :-(

 

[oggbashan]

I want to die like one of my bookselling colleagues:

He was having an 80th birthday party at home. After a great meal, cooked by his daughters, surrounded by his friends, he had just finished a glass of a vintage cognac, was smoking a Cuban cigar, when he said 'Thank you, that's it'", put the stub of his cigar in the ashtray, closed his eyes and died.

 

[rockcasbah]

Death?

Likely? Motorcycle accident is up there.

Choose? The Valhalla Package.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

I want to die like one of my bookselling colleagues:

He was having an 80th birthday party at home. After a great meal, cooked by his daughters, surrounded by his friends, he had just finished a glass of a vintage cognac, was smoking a Cuban cigar, when he said 'Thank you, that's it'", put the stub of his cigar in the ashtray, closed his eyes and died.

I'm sure you're aware of the Oscar Wilde story. Very much down on his luck in a tawdry Paris Hotel room with peeling wallpaper, he looked around the room from his bed and said, "One of us has to go". And went.

 

[Chernosoth]

Heart attack after gravedigging. Or after sex at a crematorium.

 

[JohnnyPump1970]

Meteorite to the head.

 

[shewantsmore]

Painless ,thats all i ask

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

Shagged to death by Bbee99, Anastasia1999 and LilBlond1

 

[Champakian]

I want to die like one of my bookselling colleagues:

He was having an 80th birthday party at home. After a great meal, cooked by his daughters, surrounded by his friends, he had just finished a glass of a vintage cognac, was smoking a Cuban cigar, when he said 'Thank you, that's it'", put the stub of his cigar in the ashtray, closed his eyes and died.

We visited my maternal grandfather and he basically stated that he had sen his grandkids
and now it was time to die. He laid down and by evening he was dead.
Stubborn old Injun...

 

[rockcasbah]

We visited my maternal grandfather and he basically stated that he had sen his grandkids
and now it was time to die. He laid down and by evening he was dead.
Stubborn old Injun...

My maternal grandfather did the same at 99, a month after grandmother died. He missed her, went to bed and died in his sleep.

 

[Champakian]

I'm not sure how I want to die. I think almost anything other than fire...

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

I want to die:
Standing on my feet
with my knives in my hands, my gun in my belt--,
in the face of impossible odds
fighting for someone or something I can believe in
other than myself.

 

[jaF0]

I'm sure you're aware of the ...

... the fucking rules DICK. Fix your fucking Avatar DICK!!!

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[jaF0]

That AV .

That's an ignorant fucking piece of shit escapee from the Playground.

 

[Buttterscotch]

To heck with death. Make me a cyborg.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

I vaguely remember a story about a guy that was partying with two hotties in Vegas. After partying, they went back to his hotel suite for a threesome. After that, he ended up dying in his sleep.

I want to die like that dude.

 

[rockcasbah]

Certainly not “unexpectedly” like Perg.

Offing yourself is cruel to those you leave behind.

Edited to add: perg’s real life friend says perg didnt kill himself.

Dead suddenly at 55… that sucks.

 

[Stillrandy]

I'm not afraid of dying, but: I would like to discuss timing....

 

[oggbashan]

A French President died under his mistress...

 

[EnglishStud]

Impregnating 50 fertile maidens. The 50th did it

 

[KeithD]

A French President died under his mistress...

So did U.S. Vice President Nelson Rockefeller.

When hearing about the unaccounted-for couple in their 80s, in the Florida condo collapse, whose land-line phone keeps ringing their grandson, I had to think that this wasn't a bad way to go when you were in your mid-eighties. Suddenly, quickly, with your spouse, not having any buildup knowledge that it was coming.

My mother stroked out in her mid-eighties, had a "do not resuscitate" order not being honored by the hospital, and took five bed-ridden, vegetative, but semiconscious months to die. It wasn't the way she would have wanted to go and it isn't the way I want to go either.

 

[pecksniff]

Of course, the traditional answer is, "Shot by a jealous husband."