Choices...

[SexyThang]

Hmm, I guess maybe I owe you an apology. You DO have some gray matter up there.

 

[Deborah]

No, no, no, not an apology. A confession.

 

[SexyThang]

A confession? What should I confess to..hmm..?

 

[Deborah]

How about the time you pretended you were Happy.

 

[SexyThang]

? Happy? Sorry, I have never pretended to be a dwarf.

 

[Deborah]

Hey KID ROCK1

I see you're logged on the board.

Seems like you got a couple groupies here. No, not me. SexyThang and FeatherLight. So stick around and talk to the girls for awhile.

SexyThang, I said Happy not Hank the angry drunk dwarf. Pay attention.

 

[Angel]

I'm still trying to picture Deborah as a *Chicklet*

 

[Deborah]

It's a gum thing. If you saw me without my false teeth you would understand.

Ya know, I may be a chicklet but this KID ROCK1 is a chickenshit. Every time I log on to the board he is logged on but then he goes and hides until I leave. He'll probably be back after I'm gone and start a new dumb ass thread about himself.

 

[Problem Child]

He's busy having a two man circlejerk with peckerhead. They should be done in a minute or two.

 

[Deborah]

Yep, and it's being made into a movie entitled "Dumb and Dumber."

Too bad Woody doesn't eat pussy or KID ROCK1 would be a goner.

 

[Angel]

Too bad Woody doesn't eat pussy or KID ROCK1 would be a goner.

Yano, it's lines like this that warrant Board Awards.

 

[Deborah]

Yo KID ROCK1

Did you play bunnies with your groupies FeatherLight, SexyThang and WoodyViagra today?

 

[Deborah]

Yo KID ROCK1

Every time I come on the board you either disappear quickly or shut the fuck right up. Spit out the Woody and talk to me, babe. I think you're hot.

 

[Problem Child]

He ran away Deb.

I think he got tired of my in-depth answers on his "profile" thread.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

What's the matter, getting a little too "hot" in here for you? LMFAO! Your'e done and soon to be forked.

Do you really promise to fork me till I'm done love?