chocolate party hats for your penis

[Tati]

you can be a viking...
http://chocolatepartyhats.com/images/ChocolateHeadedWarrior.jpg

or a cowboy...
http://chocolatepartyhats.com/images/EasyRider.jpg

a snip from the website...
You're lying in bed and your lover walks in to see you sporting nothing but a fashionable piece of chocolate. Can you guess what her next response might be? Go ahead. Invite her to take a closer look. That's when the seductive smell of gourmet dark Belgian chocolate takes over. Curiosity will kill that cat, guaranteed! And by then, some of the chocolate will have melted from your body heat. Will she have a taste?

Try it, have some fun! You deserve a great laugh. Even if she doesn't want to play along, the initial look on her face will be absolutely priceless!

http://chocolatepartyhats.com/

 

[JustSkye]

I would really have fun eating those

 

[kotori]

Do they have anything in a Homberg? 7-5/8?

 

[Tati]

I would really have fun eating those

you'd have the best of both worlds! imported Callebaut Belgian dark chocolate and cock!

 

[EndCredits]

Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd ever read.

 

[LilRedRottnHood]

Someone really needs to make Funyun cock rings.

 

[Tati]

Do they have anything in a Homberg? 7-5/8?

you can add it to the requests here...
http://www.chocolatepartyhats.com/blog/2008/03/05/what-happened-to-the-one-eyed-spartan/, you just need to scroll down a touch

personally, I'm curious to see the Jewish Kippah that was requested!

 

[IndieSnob]

Someone really needs to make Funyun cock rings.

Only you....

 

[LilRedRottnHood]

Only you....

Funyuns are God's gift to Smutty.

 

[Tati]

they suggest they would make good gifts for steak and a blowjob day (march 14th)...I think they are right!
http://www.chocolatepartyhats.com/b...-chocolate-party-hat-before-steak-and-bj-day/

 

[IndieSnob]

Funyuns are God's gift to Smutty.

I thought were God's gift to Smutty.

 

[LilRedRottnHood]

I thought were God's gift to Smutty.

That, too.

 

[Tati]

Funyuns are God's gift to Smutty.

next best thing...a Krispy Kreme cockring
http://www.chocolatepartyhats.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/krispykremer.jpg

 

[Collette]

you'd have the best of both worlds! imported Callebaut Belgian dark chocolate and cock!

I love the viking helmet! And it's great that it's good quality chocolate. Would make great "take home" gifts for a bachelorette party.


Hmmmm. Maybe I could get Tort to play Indiana Jones with the other hat.

 

[Mrs.H]

Someone really needs to make Funyun cock rings.

Funyuns are THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[someplace]

Pee-pee tents for big boys.

What will they think of next?

 

[tortoise]

I love the viking helmet! And it's great that it's good quality chocolate. Would make great "take home" gifts for a bachelorette party.


Hmmmm. Maybe I could get Tort to play Indiana Jones with the other hat.

I'm in!

I'll hum the theme song for you, baby.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Riding on the range,
I've got my hat - on,
I've got my boots - dusty.

I've got my saddle
On my horse.
He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

 

[ntsu]

or a cowboy...
http://chocolatepartyhats.com/images/EasyRider.jpg

Yee Haw.

 

[richard_daily]

$7.95 for ONE piece of chocolate?

Seriously?

I know sex toys are overpriced, but that's a bit ridiculous.

 

[glynndah]

$7.95 for ONE piece of chocolate?

Seriously?

I know sex toys are overpriced, but that's a bit ridiculous.

You can get a pretty cute little hat by scooping out the peanut butter center from a Reese's Miniature.

 

[richard_daily]

You can get a pretty cute little hat by scooping out the peanut butter center from a Reese's Miniature.

Or make your own molds out of RTV rubber.

 

[glynndah]

Or make your own molds out of RTV rubber.

Oh, sure. I have vats of that out in the back yard.

 

[richard_daily]

Oh, sure. I have vats of that out in the back yard.

Trust me, it's fun to play with... All sorts of uses.

This particular one I don't think is food grade, but it's easy enough to come by, or don't worry about it. It's not going to kill you.

http://www.ares-server.com/Ares/Ares.asp?MerchantID=RET01229&Action=Catalog&Type=Product&ID=82083

 

[ksmybuttons]

Pee-pee tents for big boys.

What will they think of next?

You click through and you eventually get to "DickHats, apply directly to ..."

And, one mustn't forget Kokigami! Performance Enhancing Adornments for the Adventurous Man!

http://www.kokigami.com/