Only if you promise to take good care of him.
The absolute best! He'll be loved and cuddled and fed and watered and walked and stroked and everything!

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Only if you promise to take good care of him.

Indeed the best of care.The absolute best! He'll be loved and cuddled and fed and watered and walked and stroked and everything!![]()
I keep track of all of my delicious chocolate followers. I thought everyone knew that.How'd you get a picture of my house???
I keep track of all of my delicious chocolate followers. I thought everyone knew that.![]()

Pot calling the kettle black?Stalker.![]()
Ahhhh... I see. Well then, come inside of my tour bus.Hehehe, not me, I'm a groupie.![]()


Ahhhh... I see. Well then, come inside of my tour bus.![]()
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?Gladly, sir. Is this were that gorgeous chocolate fountain is housed?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?![]()
It is now.You mean it's not a normal euphemism???![]()


Oh the possibilities with that statement.![]()