Chinese sex robot

[SebastianHolt]

How long before China pumps out a herd of sex robots? At what price point would you consider buying one?

 

[Britva415]

Define "sex robot" so we know what it is we're even talking about? You'll get a lot of different prices based on what the thing is even supposed to be and do.

Me, the best sex toys I'm willing to spend money on are under $100. I spent more than that on an accessory once, but all the accessory does is make an actual toy more useful.

There aren't any features which would make me want to spend more. I'm not looking for an "interactive robot companion" or anything with AI or internet connectivity in it or anything which is supposed to mimic/simulate/look like a person or part of a person, no matter how realistic they can get it.

 

[AwkwardMD]

You'd have to get to something like a replicant (a la Bladerunner), something indistinguishable from a human and that makes you question what it means to even be human. I wouldn't buy one, at that point, because that'd be slavery, but I'd date one.

EDIT: I'm not even sure my answer engages with the question. I just love 2049.

 

[lovecraft68]

The incels dream

Until the AI becomes intelligent enough that even they'll walk out on them.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

I'm all good with the annoying humans and lame Literotica stories.

 

[XerXesXu]

How long before China pumps out a herd of sex robots? At what price point would you consider buying one?

That brings back fond memories of Hong Kong in the 80s.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Doesn’t this belong in @StillStunned’s worst challenge thread?

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Oh in the name of Richard Stallman, hallowed be thy name...

Watch for "bugs." I wouldn't trust something running something like Deepseek and censoring things the CCP can't bear about.

Is not like the Americans would do something better though. Aside from similarly spooky software, just imagine the manufacturer decides to throw a firmware update that is a ransomware telling you subscribe to their App in order to keep using. To all penis users out there, can you imagine getting your dick stuck in there as soon as this update drops? "Sorry, you clicked 'I agree' on our EULA that has forced arbitration on it. NO LAWSUIT!"

PLEASE if sex robots will be a thing, let them be as versatile as PinePhones, and able to operate on something that doesn't require EULAs, like Linux!

 

[iwatchus]

Probably my worst written story is a not very serious look at the future here, although it is an american company in the story. Oh Dolls is the story. It as least short, but don't judge me by it. It was awful, but I had fun writing it.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Eight bucks.


And it would have to be fully sentient, normal texture and temperature and have fully programmable shapeshifting abilities so I can make it look like whoever I want it to.

 

[Comshaw]

Eight bucks.


And it would have to be fully sentient, normal texture and temperature and have fully programmable shapeshifting abilities so I can make it look like whoever I want it to.

That sounds like the sex biobots I have in one of the stories I have in process.

Comshaw

 

[Bramblethorn]

If I can't have a worthwhile conversation with it, I'm not interested in fucking it.

 

[TheLobster]

(...) like Linux!

Got your dick stuck in the robot's vagina? Well, have you tried upgrading its kernel? What, doesn't work? Whatever, the source code is right there, fix it yourself. Patches welcome though.

 

[AlinaX]

Love Begins at Home: How Open Source Technology Could Give Us Build-It-Yourself Sexbots

 

[OralAllOver]

Sounds great. And for lube I've got WD-40

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14647201&tags=robot

 

[StillStunned]

I had a girlfriend once who might as well have been a robot during sex.

 

[nice90sguy]

If I can't have a worthwhile conversation with it, I'm not interested in fucking it.

"If I can have a worthwhile conversation with it, I'm interested in fucking it." The corrolary, though fallacious, (denying the antecedent) happens to be true as well in my case.

 

[shrek100]

Control Alt delete !
Heelllpp

 

[big_cane_sugar]

How long before China pumps out a herd of sex robots? At what price point would you consider buying one?

I'd think Japan would get there first.

 

[big_cane_sugar]

"This is customer service, how can we help you?"

"Yeah, um, my sex robot's not working. She won't fuck me. I don't what's wrong with her."

"Is she turned on?"

"Look, if I knew how to turn a woman on, I wouldn't have bought her."

"No, sir, I mean, did you flip her switch?"

"I've tried that with my wife lots of times and it never turns her on."

"Sir. There's a button you have to push."

"I'm telling you, it doesn't work."

"You must not be doing it right."

"Sylvia, is that you?"

 

[OralAllOver]

Imagine if robot gets jealous, really jealous
You r fucked! Arms literally ripped off ...

 

[TheLobster]

"Sir. There's a button you have to push."

"What button?"

"It's labeled with the letter G."

"I can't find it!"

 

[lovecraft68]

This is another nail in the coffin to eradicate the female gender.

Women laugh when I say this. Thanks to this and other factors you won't be laughing that much longer if you don't wake up and decent men don't stand up to the trash pushing this.

I'll stand by this opinion and willing to die on this hill and so should every man who has a wife, sisters, daughters and so on.