Chinese scrotum torture
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Svedish_Chef
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You mena... i think...
There is one where a doctor injects a drop or two of the liquid into the tube and the liquid forms a hard solid ball that does not allow sperm to go past. As for where you get it done I don't know... but that is essentially the proceedure.
There is one where a doctor injects a drop or two of the liquid into the tube and the liquid forms a hard solid ball that does not allow sperm to go past. As for where you get it done I don't know... but that is essentially the proceedure.
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My wife's in the business. I 'll give her your number.
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Ok, for the ones who can't figure out how to look this shit up online by doing a search for "non-invasive vasectomy", here you are. Geesh!
http://www.urologychannel.com/Vasectomy/index.shtml#NoScalpelVasectomy
Hey John...tell Ms. Scissorhands I said hi!
http://www.urologychannel.com/Vasectomy/index.shtml#NoScalpelVasectomy
Hey John...tell Ms. Scissorhands I said hi!
Purple Haze
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Here's what happens, you lay down on a couch in your family doc's office, and his nurse, in my case a male, brings in his little tray of shaving equipment. Why he needs to shave the whole region for two little slices in one of your most sensitive regions I don't know, but he does. If you enjoy a man moving your penis around while he does a good thorough mowing, sing a song.
Over on the counter are a couple of little plastic medicine cups filled with a clear liquid. Of course you don't wanna know, but you ask the doc if you're going to have shots beforehand, and he laughs and says most people do that before they come in. At this point you are horrified that you could've, should've but you didn't. Pieces of your sperm tubes will go in there for the lab folks to examine.
You'll receive a local anesthesia, and you will be obligated to try to relax while someone with sharp tools opens your scrotum and snips the proper line to your urethra franklin. He'll ask you about your job, your family, fishing, shit like that while you pray to God you don't feel anything, you won't but you won't relax either. After you've spilled the beans about everything in your life, the good doc sews you up and tells you not to be tossing any hay bales for a couple of days. You thank him and walk like John Wayne to your vehicle and try to forget.
Small children will be your biggest fear, their heads are the same height as your crotch, and even a slight bump will cause you to collapse into a ball on the kitchen floor. This does go away in a couple of days, don't listen to your macho friends that say it's nothing. They probably told you the Army was easy too.
Within one day, you will experience hard-ons, yes horniness. This doesn't go away. You will actually have a stronger sex drive than before, I'm not lying. Your wife will soon tire of your frequent nudgings, but that's cool because there will be no chance of any little Ramlicks being born, EVER.
Fuck, fuck, fuck to your heart's content coz Mrs. Ramlick can quit the pill, you can quit the rubbers, and you will be a horny, insterile motherfucker, and that's the truth.
Pfffft!
Over on the counter are a couple of little plastic medicine cups filled with a clear liquid. Of course you don't wanna know, but you ask the doc if you're going to have shots beforehand, and he laughs and says most people do that before they come in. At this point you are horrified that you could've, should've but you didn't. Pieces of your sperm tubes will go in there for the lab folks to examine.
You'll receive a local anesthesia, and you will be obligated to try to relax while someone with sharp tools opens your scrotum and snips the proper line to your urethra franklin. He'll ask you about your job, your family, fishing, shit like that while you pray to God you don't feel anything, you won't but you won't relax either. After you've spilled the beans about everything in your life, the good doc sews you up and tells you not to be tossing any hay bales for a couple of days. You thank him and walk like John Wayne to your vehicle and try to forget.
Small children will be your biggest fear, their heads are the same height as your crotch, and even a slight bump will cause you to collapse into a ball on the kitchen floor. This does go away in a couple of days, don't listen to your macho friends that say it's nothing. They probably told you the Army was easy too.
Within one day, you will experience hard-ons, yes horniness. This doesn't go away. You will actually have a stronger sex drive than before, I'm not lying. Your wife will soon tire of your frequent nudgings, but that's cool because there will be no chance of any little Ramlicks being born, EVER.
Fuck, fuck, fuck to your heart's content coz Mrs. Ramlick can quit the pill, you can quit the rubbers, and you will be a horny, insterile motherfucker, and that's the truth.
Pfffft!
Whispersecret
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Purple Haze, that was HILARIOUS. How can I convince my husband to go through that for me??? He's a chickenshit but won't admit it.
Purple,
That was the best post I have EVER seen. ANYWHERE.
Thanks a lot. That's exactly what I was looking for. A personal perspective on vasectomy. So "Sigh" go fuck yourself.
I'm still wondering though if anyone knows about that Chinese no-scalpel method. I figure one hole in the sack's gotta be better than two.
That was the best post I have EVER seen. ANYWHERE.
Thanks a lot. That's exactly what I was looking for. A personal perspective on vasectomy. So "Sigh" go fuck yourself.
I'm still wondering though if anyone knows about that Chinese no-scalpel method. I figure one hole in the sack's gotta be better than two.
livin_simple
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But where do the spermies go????
Your body still produces sperm.
You still ejaculate, sans sperm.
Where does the sperm go?
Seems like there has got to be some long term non-healthy side effects to having our body defenses have to clean up the sperm that can no longer exit as originally designed.
Your body still produces sperm.
You still ejaculate, sans sperm.
Where does the sperm go?
Seems like there has got to be some long term non-healthy side effects to having our body defenses have to clean up the sperm that can no longer exit as originally designed.
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Are you sure Purp????
Admittedly I have not done much research but the little I have done makes me question the effects on a man's sex drive.
I would not want to risk giving up one single solitary bit of my sex drive.
If it could be proven to me to not do so - or like you indicate - possibly enhance the sex scene witht the shebabe - I do it in a second.
Admittedly I have not done much research but the little I have done makes me question the effects on a man's sex drive.
I would not want to risk giving up one single solitary bit of my sex drive.
If it could be proven to me to not do so - or like you indicate - possibly enhance the sex scene witht the shebabe - I do it in a second.
Purple Haze got most of it right. But you DO feel it. Notactual pain, but when the doc pulls on the tube, you feel it pull way up in your gut. And when he cauterizes the cuts, the smell of your own flesh burning is a little tough to take.
It works just fine. And I much prefer my state of infertility to any other form of birth control. It was definately worth it.
A friend of mine had to have it done twice. When his wife got pregnant after his first one there was a little consternation. They failed to follow through on one of the rules for a vasectomy. It is important to use some other birth control method for the first 25 ejaculations after the proceedure, because residual live sperm may still be present in the tubes that long.
A friend of mine had to have it done twice. When his wife got pregnant after his first one there was a little consternation. They failed to follow through on one of the rules for a vasectomy. It is important to use some other birth control method for the first 25 ejaculations after the proceedure, because residual live sperm may still be present in the tubes that long.
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DON'T DO IT ! !
That's my advice for what it's worth. I almost did the snip snip thing quite a few years ago and then I got cold feet and backed off. I now have two sons and they are just the most pleasant young men to be around in the whole world. Every time I look at them I thank someone that I did a U turn.
That's my advice for what it's worth. I almost did the snip snip thing quite a few years ago and then I got cold feet and backed off. I now have two sons and they are just the most pleasant young men to be around in the whole world. Every time I look at them I thank someone that I did a U turn.
Purple Haze
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Yeah, that doesn't sound right to me either. I was asked to use rubbers for a week, jack off in a cup and bring it in for testing. Of course I did neither.
Come to think of it though, Skibum helped me remember what I had blacked out before. There was a good deal of "miscomfort" (love that word) during the procedure.
Something else I failed to mention. The good Doc pointed out that a good percentage of testicular cancer victims have had vasectomies, and I was required to sign a document having been informed of this.
As for the sex drive, I can't really say if I'm hornier now than I would have been (it's been five years) but a friend of mine that had it done also reported increased horniness following the snipping.
All I can say is that I'm hornier than I need to be, and my wife isn't on the pill anymore.
How 'bout those Ravens?
Come to think of it though, Skibum helped me remember what I had blacked out before. There was a good deal of "miscomfort" (love that word) during the procedure.
Something else I failed to mention. The good Doc pointed out that a good percentage of testicular cancer victims have had vasectomies, and I was required to sign a document having been informed of this.
As for the sex drive, I can't really say if I'm hornier now than I would have been (it's been five years) but a friend of mine that had it done also reported increased horniness following the snipping.
All I can say is that I'm hornier than I need to be, and my wife isn't on the pill anymore.
How 'bout those Ravens?
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