Chinese Bathhouses, slave boys, firecrackers and Carson

[Rhys]

My goodness... what a really, really large gun you have there.

All the better to blow you with....er blow you away with, cowboy *wink*

 

[carsonshepherd]

It takes more than a gun to blow my mind.

Now, what about the small matter of a certain av you promised to put up?

 

[Celtic Princess]

Now this should be interesting... I wonder which one it is. There are so many that are perv worthy.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Now this should be interesting... I wonder which one it is. There are so many that are perv worthy.

I think the "small" was a direct reference.

 

[Celtic Princess]

Nah, couldn't have been. No where on Rhys' body is there anything small.

Except maybe his pinkie toe and I don't think he's got an av of that.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Nah, couldn't have been. No where on Rhys' body is there anything small.

Except maybe his pinkie toe and I don't think he's got an av of that.

I think Carson wants proof of a certain boast.

 

[Celtic Princess]

I'm sure I could drag another eye witness around to testify about said boast.
I can certainly swear to it's accuracy. *nods*


Of course, maybe I should just shut up and see if the av in question shows up. I'm always ready for a good mouth-watering perv moment.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'm always ready for a good mouth-watering perv moment.

Sounds yummy! Where do I sign up?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm sure I could drag another eye witness around to testify about said boast.
I can certainly swear to it's accuracy. *nods*


Of course, maybe I should just shut up and see if the av in question shows up. I'm always ready for a good mouth-watering perv moment.

Perv!
I will have many mouth-watering perv moments today when my new Bel Ami dvd's arrive in the mail. In the meantime, I'll watch for Rhys' av.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Perv!
I will have many mouth-watering perv moments today when my new Bel Ami dvd's arrive in the mail. In the meantime, I'll watch for Rhys' av.

Slurp!

 

[Celtic Princess]

Sounds yummy! Where do I sign up?

No need to sign up, just lust along side the rest of us.

Perv!
I will have many mouth-watering perv moments today when my new Bel Ami dvd's arrive in the mail. In the meantime, I'll watch for Rhys' av.

Total perv *nods*

Ooohhhh, those sound yummy too. I've not ordered any perv worthy dvd's recently. I'm waiting until April.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You girls have been extremely naughty while Daddy was away, haven't you?

 

[ElizabethWest]

You girls have been extremely naughty while Daddy was away, haven't you?

No, Sub Joe has been right here with us all day.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think Carson wants proof of a certain boast.

I'm a perv, okay?

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'm a perv, okay?

Hey, we all wanna see. I did amuse myself today with Tol's pics, however...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hey, we all wanna see. I did amuse myself today with Tol's pics, however...

Did they help your problem?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Did they help your problem?

Unfortunately not. But it wasn't from lack of trying.

 

[carsonshepherd]

If at first you don't succeed...

wank, wank again!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Except maybe his pinkie toe and I don't think he's got an av of that.

Mmmmmm pinkie toe.... *lick*

 

[Celtic Princess]

You girls have been extremely naughty while Daddy was away, haven't you?

You have no idea...

 

[carsonshepherd]

You have no idea...

Come sit on Daddy's knee and tell me ALL about it, little girl

 

[Celtic Princess]

Come sit on Daddy's knee and tell me ALL about it, little girl

I don't think I'll be falling for that line. Besides, I've been sworn to secrecy.

 

[Rhys]

Nah, couldn't have been. No where on Rhys' body is there anything small.

Except maybe his pinkie toe and I don't think he's got an av of that.

I suppose I could make one.

Carson doesn't remember the part of the conversation that went, "well, I will if you will"

and he's going to claim the amount of beer he'd had at the time too.

 

[tolyk]

Hey, we all wanna see. I did amuse myself today with Tol's pics, however...

*blush*

 

[carsonshepherd]

I suppose I could make one.

Carson doesn't remember the part of the conversation that went, "well, I will if you will"

and he's going to claim the amount of beer he'd had at the time too.

How can you mention my name and beer in the same sentence. That's just... wrong *sniff*