Chicken Wings

[fluffPE]

http://shine.yahoo.com/gametime/prep-chicken-wings-appetizers-225200101.html

I loved the comments!

 

[Wings27]

Oh there are way more steps to preparing and enjoying wings.

*nods*

 

[fluffPE]

Oh there are way more steps to preparing and enjoying wings.

*nods*

Did you even read it?

 

[Wings27]

Did you even read it?

I did.

I'm also a vegetarian and chicken wings gross me out.

I was aiming for clever. I realize I fell far short but I'm on drugs so it's ok.

 

[fluffPE]

I did.

I'm also a vegetarian and chicken wings gross me out.

I was aiming for clever. I realize I fell far short but I'm on drugs so it's ok.

I can't mow your lawn....EVER!

 

[Wings27]

I can't mow your lawn....EVER!

I can cook them for you. In fact they'll probably be the best damn wings you'll ever have, I just can't look you in the face while you eat them.

Do you ever check out this site...
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/

Makes me laugh all the time, especially when they troll the really stupid recipes on foodnetwork.com.

 

[fluffPE]

I can cook them for you. In fact they'll probably be the best damn wings you'll ever have, I just can't look you in the face while you eat them.

Do you ever check out this site...
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/

Makes me laugh all the time, especially when they troll the really stupid recipes on foodnetwork.com.

Really? Best ever? So young, so naive.

 

[Wings27]

Really? Best ever? So young, so naive.

Hmm.

Maybe. I have an uncanny ability to cook meat perfectly, even without tasting it.

 

[thør]

http://shine.yahoo.com/gametime/prep-chicken-wings-appetizers-225200101.html

I loved the comments!

I like the mid-joints from Mr. Prime Beef.

 

[fluffPE]

I like the mid-joints from Mr. Prime Beef.

With a delicious ale, of course.

 

[thør]

With a delicious ale, of course.

Damn straight!

 

[thør]

Hmm.

Maybe. I have an uncanny ability to cook meat perfectly, even without tasting it.

Men flock to you, eh?

 

[fluffPE]

Men flock to you, eh?

Perfect wings?....of course they do!

 

[thør]

Perfect wings?....of course they do!

heh.........indeed.

 

[Wings27]

You two are SOOOOOOOO funny.

Pretty sure it's not my meat cooking abilities.

 

[Redatlit]

What do men know about making good wings?

 

[thør]

You two are SOOOOOOOO funny.

Pretty sure it's not my meat cooking abilities.

Would there be anything else on our minds?

 

[fluffPE]

What do men know about making good wings?

We know nothing! Yeah. Tell us.

 

[Wings27]

Would there be anything else on our minds?

I assumed you were thinking about what a bitch it is to do the dishes.

 

[fluffPE]

You two are SOOOOOOOO funny.

Pretty sure it's not my meat cooking abilities.

Would there be anything else on our minds?

Engineering stuff...but mostly wings.

 

[thør]

I assumed you were thinking about what a bitch it is to do the dishes.

I can load the dishwasher.......

 

[thør]

Engineering stuff...but mostly wings.

HOT wings......

 

[Wings27]

Engineering stuff...but mostly wings.

WAIT!!

Is that what the PE in your name is for?

Hmmmmm. Care to step in to my parlor? What do you know about concrete? Can I buy you lunch and pick your brain?

 

[Wings27]

I can load the dishwasher.......

yeah sure, everyone can load the dishwasher, eager to do it in fact but when it's time to unload that bastage, no one is around! Oh no, sir. Poof!

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

What do men know about making good wings?

Behind every good chicken wing recipe, there is always a man thinking about buffalo wings.