Chicago Litogether 2008 After Action Report

[fieryjen]

I believe there was a problem there for a moment....

Just for a moment though... then things were all good.

 

[Gizzmotick]

I will need empirical evidence of that. I'm a hands on kind of girl... among other things.

That can be arranged. Simply ask for a demonstration, and I'll even show you how the camera works... to demonstrate my skills.... not just that I have a good sized camera.

 

[Gizzmotick]

Of course, you're a professional.

You must demonstrate that magnificent zoom feature to me next time we see each other!

I hope we see each other soon... I always love to show off my camera.

 

[SweetWitch]

LIT-WITS

"Someone will eat it." ~sweetsubsarahh

"What's wet here?" ~fieryjen

"It's not like I'm trying to get into your pants. Although that has been the goal all along." ~S-Des

"Just putting my fluffy bits on." ~bluefoxlady

"Oh, God! Touch my camera!" ~mark197205

"Excuse me, but would you mind sitting on your OWN ass?" ~CrazyOldLady

"I see you looking at my big penis." ~fieryjen?

"We promised pleaz we wouldn't wet her bed." ~S-Des

"Do you want me to take it off all the way?"
"That's a stupid question."

"You have sock scrotums!" ~AvoidingRealWork

"Your testicle socks are working for you." ~dr_mabeuse

"I will whore myself out for foot rubs." ~fieryjen

"Do bigger men need longer kilts?" ~Emperor_Nero

"I hope you're not allergic to naked men?" ~AvoidingRealWork

"Don't hit her head. If you're going to do anything grab her boobs." ~S-Des

"Who's gonna bang me now that you're not going to do it?"

"I would walk through a minefield to fuck that girl." ~S-Des

"I've had several dreams, and they all looked exactly like this." ~S-Des

"You actually shit on a movie?" ~mansome

"Are we going to strip mansome or what?" ~AvoidingRealWork

"I can take it out if you want me to." ~S-Des

"Are they special brownies?" ~CrazyOldLady

"There's always more rope."

"I don't give a shit about your wife's butt." ~SweetWitch

"If I was fertile I would have your children." ~SweetWitch

"Hey, you showed me your boobs. The least I can do is rub your feet." ~S-Des

"That's just a testicle flogger. It's about all it's good for!" ~CrazyOldLady

"Beer. It's better than SPAM." ~CrazyOldLady

"There are only so many pictures I can take of spanking nipples."

"Very hard to wipe yourself when you can't see." ~fieryjen

"You suck. But in a good way." ~fieryjen

"I'm sitting next to a naked woman! Pretty cool!" ~Rayman40

""Punishment by white fluffy balls." ~mark197205
"It's not the first time, either." ~mansome

"I have rope and I'm not afraid to use it." ~OneLustyWench

"It's bacteria porn!" ~FrecklesAllOver

"I don't think you should say you should beat a kindergardener with your cock." ~mansome

"I'm having an orgasm from what she's doing to me." ~sweetsubsarahh

"I can't watch your foot. It's under me." ~RedHairedandFriendly

"This is not a family-friendly hotel right now." ~Katyusha

"Honey, where's the zoom?"

"Quit trying to screw her in the back of the neck." ~mansome

"I don't mind being groped but I just want to know who's doing it!" ~fieryjen

"I'm in a dangerous mood." sophia_jane

"I'm tall online." ~logophile

"I'm so hungry I could eat the business end of a skunk." ~SweetWitch

"If we had a video camera I'm sure we could sell this to Cinemax." ~Emperor_Nero

"We like big butts and we cannot lie!"

"Would you like me to rub you?" ~S-Des

"I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." ~SweetWitch

"Are you licking? Oh, my. That's - that's disturbing." ~sweetsubsarahh

"Earlier is good as long as it is later, too." ~pleaz_me

"I just took a movie of my foot" ~sweetsubsarahh

"Her name is all over my ass." ~OneLustyWench

"I'm busy spanking nipples." ~sweetsubsarahh

"I'm up for just about anything." ~fieryjen

"Can I rub you now?" ~mansome

"Palm Sunday. Is that where everybody masturbates?"
"No, that's hairy palm Sunday."

"I wasn't in the nude room. I was in the pretzel room." ~mansome

"Yes, you came last year. But did you attend the event?" ~mansome

"The sheep is having fun with my camcorder right now." ~pleaz_me

"Well, it beats the shit out of cable." ~kiltsr4guys

"If you are not part of the 345 gang you are nobody." ~The 345 gang

"I need something salty!" ~sweetsubsarahh

"Thank you for the banging." ~AvoidingRealWork

"It's because I'm half-beaver." ~CrazyOldLady

"If you ever get a chance to take the Texas Eagle? Kill yourself. It's easier." ~SweetWitch

"As a guy, my hair was never long enough to play with my cock." ~S-Des

"No. I'm faking it." ~RedHairedandFriendly

"I hate when I can't jerk." ~mansome

"It's about to rum at any moment." ~sweetsubsarahh



Thank you, everyone, for helping make this gathering a success.

I have to add my two cents here. It's too much fun to pass on the opportunity.

"If you ever get a chance to take the Texas Eagle? Kill yourself. It's easier." ~SweetWitch

Ah, train travel. Must have been the cattle on the tracks in texas that delayed the train by at least 5 hours. Or maybe the flood waters in Arkansas and Missouri.

I cannot tell you the joys of being trapped with hundreds of people who have not seen a shower in over 30 hours. Sorry about the homemade cookies, by the way. They were donated to the angry, fitful, fussy children that whined so miserably about not being home yet. It was the only way I could think of to keep them from butchering and roasting me for dinner.

I missed the early party.

"I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." ~SweetWitch

Never did see Mansome in the flesh, so to speak. Sigh.

"If I was fertile I would have your children." ~SweetWitch

S~Des gives a mean footrub. I nearly wet myself.

"I don't give a shit about your wife's butt." ~SweetWitch

I blame the vodka. Thanks, Nero.

"I'm so hungry I could eat the business end of a skunk." ~SweetWitch

Nero and Wenchie took wonderful care of me. They took me all over the area on Saturday, even bringing me close to the old neighborhood where I grew up. Ah, memories... We had great Cajun food and shopped endlessly. We dragged poor TE999 along. He was a good sport. (The princess loved her gifts, guys. Thanks for the help.)

The funniest part was getting back to the hotel. I was shivering uncontrollably by the time we stepped on the elevator. It was TE999, Nero, Wenchie and me--and some guy that looked like a church minister. We formed a human sandwich with me at the center, all hugging up close to warm me up. The preacher man looked as if he wanted to bail. I've never seen a man look so frightened.

and the human sandwich was... uh... very warm. Again, Tom, was that your beltbuckle or were you just glad to see me?

 

[JagFarlane]

You two really should have learned by now that drinking anything at all while reading certain types of threads is not a good idea.

She's got a good point there LOL

 

[fieryjen]

You two really should have learned by now that drinking anything at all while reading certain types of threads is not a good idea.

I'm also grading at the same time... and trust me, I need the alcohol tonight.

Five more years of this job and I'll be an alcoholic.

 

[Gizzmotick]

Wouldn't my mouth get jealous?

WTF.... I thought we were talking cameras.... Whatever you people are talking about....welll..... count me IN!!!

 

[fieryjen]

I hope we see each other soon... I always love to show off my camera.

I wouldn't expect anything less from you.

 

[mark197205]

Oh fuck.

I heart you.

And you owe me a new keyboard. I'll never get the smell of beer out of this one now.

I sorry.........

I will happily give you one, a keyboard that is....*snerk*

 

[mark197205]

Oh you know redheads...it'll take an entire weekend

*nods...*

 

[Katyusha]

I'm also grading at the same time... and trust me, I need the alcohol tonight.

Five more years of this job and I'll be an alcoholic.

I have a friend who's a teacher. He often says the same things.

 

[Gizzmotick]

I wouldn't expect anything less from you.

I always like to under-promise and over-deliver. Thats what I always try to do.

 

[mark197205]

Indeed... the longer it takes, the more thorough the inspection... and thus... the happier all will be with the results of their selections.

And the greater the satisfaction they will have in its usage...

 

[JagFarlane]

I'm also grading at the same time... and trust me, I need the alcohol tonight.

Five more years of this job and I'll be an alcoholic.

LMAO...Hmmmm coming up on the 5yr mark in the Navy

 

[fieryjen]

*nods...*

Now why do the redheads get all the fun?

*pouts* I like cameras just as much, ya know. What do I have to do to prove that?

 

[Gizzmotick]

And the greater the satisfaction they will have in its usage...

Hopefully they will be playing with the camera, taking shots with it multiple times each day for years to come...

 

[fieryjen]

I sorry.........

I will happily give you one, a keyboard that is....*snerk*

I'm going to have to follow Blue's example to shut you up if you don't stop that!

 

[sweetness6280]

Oh I'm sure we could ensure your mouth wouldn't need to be jealous

I was hoping someone would say that.

That can be arranged. Simply ask for a demonstration, and I'll even show you how the camera works... to demonstrate my skills.... not just that I have a good sized camera.

I hope this is a hands on demo. I learn so much better that way when I participate.

 

[mark197205]

Yes!!

I mean, um... well thank you, I appreciate that very much.

That pleases thee?

What can I say? I like to give people what they want......

 

[Gizzmotick]

Now why do the redheads get all the fun?

*pouts* I like cameras just as much, ya know. What do I have to do to prove that?

Redhead club is very easy to join.... they sell dye at the store... and noone knows the difference.

 

[fieryjen]

I have a friend who's a teacher. He often says the same things.

Once we have a bit of money saved up, I'm planning on going back to school for my master's. After this, grad school will seem like a vacation.

 

[mark197205]

All inspections have to be very thorough, so clear your schedule, because it will take awhile. We redheads are...particular.

I shall set aside a large block therein.....I noticed that.....

 

[Katyusha]

I always like to under-promise and over-deliver. Thats what I always try to do.

And you do a very fine job of it too.

 

[fieryjen]

I always like to under-promise and over-deliver. Thats what I always try to do.

It seems a good plan... now I've got even more to look forward to.

 

[fieryjen]

LMAO...Hmmmm coming up on the 5yr mark in the Navy

And what's your drug of choice?