Cheyenne

something is amiss!!

my secret package arrived by secret courier and when i opened it i was expecting my invisible ink and decoder ring. imagine my surprise when i got white out and a cock ring!!
 
hehe... looks like you just can't get good, reliable help these days.

But, enjoy the cock ring at least, now that you have it. ;)
 
just had an idea

if it IS a secret decoder ring, but disguised as a cock ring, then maybe i have to learn to read braille and read the bumps on it like a blind person does.
maybe the code is in the bumps?
verrrry clever Mr. Ambros sir.


:cool: <---- secret agent at work ssshhhhhhh!!!!
 
Re: just had an idea

batter said:
if it IS a secret decoder ring, but disguised as a cock ring, then maybe i have to learn to read braille and read the bumps on it like a blind person does.
maybe the code is in the bumps?
verrrry clever Mr. Ambros sir.


:cool: <---- secret agent at work ssshhhhhhh!!!!

I could realy like learning to read the bumps arround the edge of nipples...oooo weee. Hum, would diferent levels of excitment change the message, or just make it more interesting?
 
Re: Re: just had an idea

Samuari said:


I could realy like learning to read the bumps arround the edge of nipples...oooo weee. Hum, would diferent levels of excitment change the message, or just make it more interesting?

:eek:

(p.s. It changes the message. ;))
 
Since you haven't checked back to the other thread and I'm an impatient type.
Cheyenne, lesbians do not wear beards. Sexy-girl was fooling with you.
 
Never said:
Since you haven't checked back to the other thread and I'm an impatient type.
Cheyenne, lesbians do not wear beards. Sexy-girl was fooling with you.

I did too check back! Probably the same time you were posting here.

And, by the way, SINCE then I see you have admitted to having a soul patch! Ha!
 
A soul patch is not a beard..
And there is a difference between being somewhat masculine and wanting to be a man.
 
Ok, Never, but I'll take your word. I'm just a guy. Simple redneck guy who doesn't get out much.

No really, it's just fun yanking SG's chain. She's so....British.
 
Never said:
A soul patch is not a beard..
And there is a difference between being somewhat masculine and wanting to be a man.
Never, sorry. I was just playing along. I wouldn't have a clue what lesbians do. If they want to paste on fake beards in the UK, more power to them. If you want to tell people you have a soul patch (I know, a tiny patch below your lower lip just above the chin), go for it. But don't expect me not to make fun of it since it seems a bit silly to me.
 
Ambros

Well, I'm on strike till I get my raise. And I'll be posting atleast once a day here to remind you all of that.


:p
 
you could be a part of the longest thread at Lit ya know!

now that is dedication for a Fan Club!:cool: <----secret agent man
 
Who is a PP man? I am, but a little urinating action takes care of it.
 
SSSShhhhhh.... Cym is on the war path tonight- I just read her thread. Don't draw any attention to THIS one.


Dark Angel? I feel fine, thanks. ;)
 
Hello everyone. Yep. Still on strike right now. *marches around thread with picket sign*
 
Renegade said:
Hello everyone. Yep. Still on strike right now. *marches around thread with picket sign*
On strike? But we have no unions!
 
*walking around with sign* Hell no, we won't blow! Uh..... I mean GO!!

We might not of had a union, but I'm starting one right this minute. :p
 
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