Cherry poppin' thread

MaeveoSliabh said:
Since the RA has finally figured out how to log in under the 'entitled' account, i get to make another one. Yay.

Come pop my cherry.

Mmmm...*licking lips* I wonder if the popping only really counts the first method/implement or if the entire first session is viable? And, if so, how many ways shall we pop this delectable cherry? *BG*


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matriarch said:
And what's to stop him coming in here anyway and seeing your posts, now that you've told him your new name???? :confused: :confused: :confused:
i haven't. :D

He's not here to see it, either. He's moved out, and actually isn't supposed to come into this house at all. He could technically get in a load of trouble for coming here to use the computer.
 
Remec said:
Mmmm...*licking lips* I wonder if the popping only really counts the first method/implement or if the entire first session is viable? And, if so, how many ways shall we pop this delectable cherry? *BG*


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Ummm.... Yes.
 
MaeveoSliabh said:
Ummm.... Yes.

Thought so.

Oh, and are we popping all your cherries? 'Cause I believe you know where my fetishes lie. *sly smile, looking you up and down and all about*


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Remec said:
Thought so.

Oh, and are we popping all your cherries? 'Cause I believe you know where my fetishes lie. *sly smile, looking you up and down and all about*


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i have nooooooo earthly idea what you're talking about. *insert batting of lashes here*
 
MaeveoSliabh said:
i have nooooooo earthly idea what you're talking about. *insert batting of lashes here*

Of course not, silly me, that's why your a virgin and we're popping your cherry. D'oh! hehehe Well, let me see if I might enlighten you somewhat. *stepping over to stand behind you*
*edging your hair to the side and nuzzling your neck while whispering in your ear*
See...as much as I like the entirety of you, there's part that I *really* like.
*nudge nudge*


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It's too late for me to pop your cherry, looks like you've had 30 or so people before me on this thread. So your cherry is not so much popped, as mashed to a cherry jam by now.
 
Remec said:
Of course not, silly me, that's why your a virgin and we're popping your cherry. D'oh! hehehe Well, let me see if I might enlighten you somewhat. *stepping over to stand behind you*
*edging your hair to the side and nuzzling your neck while whispering in your ear*
See...as much as I like the entirety of you, there's part that I *really* like.
*nudge nudge*


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*kind of halfheated bats atcha* Careful, now... the bodyguard might see you. Don't want to pick you up out of the mush he'd make from you.
 
Sub Joe said:
It's too late for me to pop your cherry, looks like you've had 30 or so people before me on this thread. So your cherry is not so much popped, as mashed to a cherry jam by now.
But it SAYS i'm still a virgin.... Might as well come join the fun.
 
MaeveoSliabh said:
*kind of halfheated bats atcha* Careful, now... the bodyguard might see you. Don't want to pick you up out of the mush he'd make from you.

Oh dear, yeah, I make really bad mush...too furry by half. You'll have to relate all this bodyguard stuff to me sometime. I have to run for now and fix dinner though.

But, look, practically empty PM box...*smile*
 
MaeveoSliabh said:
But it SAYS i'm still a virgin.... Might as well come join the fun.
Okay, I'll help do ya for your last 4 virgin posts, then you're on your own in the wide world
 
Remec said:
Oh dear, yeah, I make really bad mush...too furry by half. You'll have to relate all this bodyguard stuff to me sometime. I have to run for now and fix dinner though.

But, look, practically empty PM box...*smile*
Was that a hint and a nudge? *L*

i'm telling, i'm telling...
 
Sub Joe said:
Okay, I'll help do ya for your last 4 virgin posts, then you're on your own in the wide world
Just going to use me and run, huh? Typical man!
 
I'll carry on if you promise to not to get all cynical and jaded.
 
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