Cheffie the wife beater

[SweetCherry]

And he doesnt have a wife.

So what does he do? Finds other wives to beat... take for example these terrible events that unfolded tonight

I took the little demon boy to his Tuesday nite parent-child class. He was playing his games and doing his crafts and I was helping him as normal.

Then it came to be time for the parents to go into group and discuss various parenting issues.

We do out little "group thing" then class has ended and it's time to rejoin the children and go home. Only I get held back for a moment by the instructor. I figure I forgot to turn in a paper that was needed for program admission. She turns around and hands me a pamphlet on battered and abused women and a program for help and says:

"We couldn't help but notice the bruises on your arm last week and we just wanted to offer this information in case you feel you should need it."

I'm dumbstruck at that time. I then begin to stammer that it was nothing like that. I merely had a male friend staying with me who I'd been roughhousing around with the previous week and he didn't realize how easily I bruise.

I don't know if they bought it or not, but I find it slightly humorous that Cheffie's abusing me and I didn't even know it. Anyone want to help me escape my "abusive husband"?

*snickering wildly*

 

[Beaker]

NEVER trust a muppet.

Never ever, especially with plastic fantastic egging him on.

 

[Ask For More]

Lay the smackdown on his candy ass
You can be a husband beater

 

[sigh]

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!

That man is a demon in a bisexual muppet's body.

 

[QuickDuck]

that felt can cause some very serious static!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Bruiser.

 

[Draco]

Ok as SweetCherry's REAL husband...I find this both amusing and
good. Funny, coz I know ho easily SC bruises, and how cheffie likes to rough-house.

Also, it is good that a community group like this has noticed and is prepared to help out the "victim"

 

[SweetCherry]

I stammered out that a friend of mine was rough housing with me and didn't know how easily I bruised, then I realized how typical that excuse sounded and I felt rather strange after that. And I need to face them each week. Ah well, it's true tho that it's nice to see people aren't afraid to get involved if they think something is wrong.

 

[Gord]

I stammered out that a friend of mine was rough housing with me and didn't know how easily I bruised, then I realized how typical that excuse sounded and I felt rather strange after that. And I need to face them each week. Ah well, it's true tho that it's nice to see people aren't afraid to get involved if they think something is wrong.

what is " rough housing " - is that your job ? are you in the construction industry ?

 

[SweetCherry]

Gord, rough housing consists of me lipping off and the Muppet Master deciding I'm too cheeky and in need of some smacking around, which ends up being me held doen on the floor with a muppet on my stomach and his knees on my arms while he's tickling me in the ribs til I scream for mercy.

 

[Draco]

You?? Cheeky?? Lippy??...NO, NOT YOU...

 

[Draco]

Quote: Anyone want to help me escape my "abusive husband"?

I thought you already did?

 

[SweetCherry]

Yeah, I konw. SO hard to believe.

 

[Merelan]

She doesn't want to escape, she likes it rough..

ask Oscar, or Big Bird....

Draco, you should seriously reconsider a relationship with someone who has such a felt fetish.

wink....

 

[Vivacia]

LOL, SC admit it - you love it really!

<Waves at SweetCherry, Draco and Beaker>

I have to say QuickDuck - I LOVE your AV.... <drools>

 

[Draco]

Draco, you should seriously reconsider a relationship with someone who has such a felt fetish.

wink....

Got any one particular in mind...Merelan..?

 

[SweetCherry]

She doesn't want to escape, she likes it rough..

ask Oscar, or Big Bird....

Draco, you should seriously reconsider a relationship with someone who has such a felt fetish.

wink....

Merelan! Shh! I never told Draco about Big Bird. I didn't wanna make him think I had a thing for feathers when he's still trying to accept my lust for scales.


Viv! The least you could do is show me some sympathy here. You don't know how hard felt can be at times.

 

[Vivacia]

not a chance coz I know you love it!

(BTW that was post 1600....lol)

 

[Draco]

Merelan! Shh! I never told Draco about Big Bird. I didn't wanna make him think I had a thing for feathers when he's still trying to accept my lust for scales.

Feathers now, you want me to dress in feathers...?
The scales I can do...but feathers, fur fucks sake....?
(pun intended)

 

[Merelan]

Yes, I have someone in mind. Someone with soft satin skin, lust in her eyes and a warm heart.

And I am not into felt....

(shhhhh cheffie, don't tell.)

Sweet Cherry, I thought he knew about you and the Bird? How did you explain those feathers in the bed then? A feather duster gone wild?

 

[SweetCherry]

OK, Viv, ya got me there.

As far as Big Bird goes, I swear it meant nothing. I only wanted him for his tail. He walks around and does all the dusting for me so I don't have to!

Merelan, just don't tell on me, ok?

 

[Draco]

Yes, I have someone in mind. Someone with soft satin skin, lust in her eyes and a warm heart.

PERK......

 

[Ask For More]

So does he have a big beak?

 

[SweetCherry]

So does he have a big beak?

I'm not gonna look at his BEAK!! It might scar me for life!

 

[Jim_Henson]

Yes, I have someone in mind. Someone with soft satin skin, lust in her eyes and a warm heart.

And I am not into felt....

(shhhhh cheffie, don't tell.)

Um, ok then.