Cheesy lines that worked...

[Teechurgye]

After a long drought, I threw caution to the wind and dusted off all of the cheesiest pick-up lines in an unabashed attempt to seduce someone. After only one slap, and a handful of eye rolls, one worked!

'How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."

Yes, I know it was not likely the line. Still it got me thinking...

GUYS: what is a line that worked for you?
GIRLS: what is a line that you let work on you?

 

[2TryAnything]

Believe it or not, I actually once said to a woman in a bar, "Hey I know you! You were in one of my wet dreams!". I was taking a big chance on getting slapped but, instead, she laughed and we hit it off.

 

[smotherman]

After a long drought, I threw caution to the wind and dusted off all of the cheesiest pick-up lines in an unabashed attempt to seduce someone. After only one slap, and a handful of eye rolls, one worked

'How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice."

Yes, I know it was not likely the line. Still it got me thinking...

GUYS: what is a line that worked for you?
GIRLS: what is a line that you let work on you?

I have never used any pick-uo lines, but heard quite a few from friends., colleagues.

Here's a few for you to try.


Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line

Good luck in your quest to seduce someone. LOL

 

[Cycliste]

While dancing, "If you feel something hard, don't be scared. It's just my cell phone."

 

[goofygus42]

I am a guy but I used to tend bar in big dancehall. The extra money was good but the pussy I got was way beyond belief. One particular lady hit me with this. "I want to wine you, dine you and 69 you" I said "in that order?" She said " In exactly that order" For some reason the line worked well on me. Does that make me easy?