AME said:
Sounds good in theory Mav...
but when im the only one here...its not happy
thank you. 
Mav Unlimited said:
I created Cheers coz i wasn't feeling happy. You guys, especially you AME, continued to post on this thread...that makes me happy
As for you, i'm here...so be happy!
*Hugs and Licks*
AME said:
Lick Lick Lick Mav....
hey Mav...i keep coming back cos im waiting
for all those sexy guys.....theyre so easy when
theyre drunk...wont even know i maxed out their
credit cards......LMAO
AME said:
AME said:
you want me to kill an innocent bird with a rock?
eeuuu thats so gross
ohh only cash huh
Subject: And On The Third DayAME said:
shagnasty said:Subject: And On The Third Day
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The first speaker, a lady from England, stood up and said, "During
last
> > > year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our
> >husbands.
> > > Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband,
Barrington,
> > > that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it
> >himself.
> > > After the first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw
> >nothing.
> > > But on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast
lamb."
> > >
> > > The crowd cheered.
> > >
> > > The second speaker, from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's
> > > conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no
> >longer
> >do
> > > his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first
> >day,
> >I
> > > saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing. But on the third
> >day,
> >I
> > > saw that he had done not only his own washing, but my washing as
well."
> > >
> > > The crowd cheered again.
> > >
> > > The third speaker, a Cajun lady from Thibodaux, Louisiana, stood up
and
> > > said, "Afta last year's conference, I went rat home and tole dat lazy
> > > coonass husband 'o mine, Boudreaux, dat I wadn't gonna do no mo'a his
> > > cookin', cleanin' or shoppin' and dat he wuz gonna have to do it all
fer
> > > hisself."
> > >
> > > The crowd got to their feet and roared approval. When it became
quiet,
> >she
> > > continued, "And I tole 'em I wadn't gonna be doin' no mo cleanin' 'em
> >nasty
> > > crawfeesh, giggin' no mo boolfrogs and water dawgs, skinnin' none'a
dem
> > > muskrats and nutrias or check'n no mo catfeesh trotlines."
> > >
> > > The crowd went wild - the cheering and clapping lasted for at least
five
> > > minutes. When it again became calm, she continued, "Afta the fust
day,
> >I
> > > didn't saw nuttin'. Afta the second day, I didn't saw nuttin' too.
But
> > > afta the thud day, I could saw a little bit outta my left eye."
> >
>
shagnasty said:Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best ^#%$ in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just @&^#%$ your mom, and it was sweet!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!"
Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad,... you're drunk!"
Mav Unlimited said:
*starts jumping up and down* i got a card! i gotta card! *then suddenly realizes he owns the bar and is not a little kid...looks around embarrassed and goes inside to shoot some pool*
thanks heaps Mav!!!!!!!
's to Mav and Shag...
AME said:
AME said:
Actually ive had the day from hell...
Im looking forward to going to bed so
its over!!!
but thanks for the jokes Shag....
