Cheerful - Don't Fucking Do That!

[TheEarl]

Please, please, please, I beg everyone on the board - don't put pictures of spiders into your posts. I am seriously arachnophobic and even a glimpse of a picture like the one in CD's 'For Lou' thread is enough to send me into shivers.

Please don't do it, or put a warning, or something.

For those of you who think it would be funny to now put pictures of spiders in this thread should be warned that I am in fact deadly serious and you will be put on ignore. Even pictures scare the shit out of me and I don't need to see them.

The Earl

 

[Samandiriel]

Please, please, please, I beg everyone on the board - don't put pictures of spiders into your posts. I am seriously arachnophobic and even a glimpse of a picture like the one in CD's 'For Lou' thread is enough to send me into shivers.

Please don't do it, or put a warning, or something.

For those of you who think it would be funny to now put pictures of spiders in this thread should be warned that I am in fact deadly serious and you will be put on ignore. Even pictures scare the shit out of me and I don't need to see them.

The Earl

I'm with you, I hate the little bastards to, they paralyze me.

Arachnophobics unite!!!

 

[English Lady]

*hugs you both*

Never fear EL is here, glass and paper in hand, I'll save you!!!!

 

[Dar~]

*hugs you both*

Never fear EL is here, glass and paper in hand, I'll save you!!!!

To hell with glass and paper I have bug spray and a big boot!

 

[oggbashan]

Don't read Lisa Denton's birthday thread. I started it with a story about lesbian spiders.

Og

 

[English Lady]

I'm just too soft..I can't even kill spiders *L*

 

[TheEarl]

*hugs you both*

Never fear EL is here, glass and paper in hand, I'll save you!!!!

No, sod the glass and paper. The little sods must die.

I have a theory that I'm training the species. Any spider which comes within seeing distance of me will get killed by my friends. Therefore they will not pass their 'seeing The Earl' genes onto the next generation. Therefore the next generation will be less likely to come near me and any fools who try it will be weeded out by the natural selection that is oven-cleaner wielded by a friend.

I'm hoping to breed a whole generation of spider in my area of England that are shit scared of me through race memory and have no idea why.

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

Don't read Lisa Denton's birthday thread. I started it with a story about lesbian spiders.

Og

Stories, I can deal with. It's the sight of the little bastards I can't deal with.

Sam: You should go to that Little Goth Girl site that I sent you a link to and watch the first cartoon.

The Earl

 

[OhMissScarlett]

No, sod the glass and paper. The little sods must die.

I have a theory that I'm training the species. Any spider which comes within seeing distance of me will get killed by my friends. Therefore they will not pass their 'seeing The Earl' genes onto the next generation. Therefore the next generation will be less likely to come near me and any fools who try it will be weeded out by the natural selection that is oven-cleaner wielded by a friend.

I'm hoping to breed a whole generation of spider in my area of England that are shit scared of me through race memory and have no idea why.

The Earl

that's brilliant, I can't wait. They have some battery operated sonic thingies that are supposed to keep away pests and rodents and I've heard they work.

At my house, I'm the resident spider slayer. Usually I whack them with my webster duster, just don't ask me to handle snakes.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I feel your pain, Earl - I am terrified of grasshoppers and someone once thought it cute to put graphic pictures of them into a thread. It's not fucking funny, people!

 

[Samandiriel]

Stories, I can deal with. It's the sight of the little bastards I can't deal with.

Sam: You should go to that Little Goth Girl site that I sent you a link to and watch the first cartoon.

The Earl

Earl darling, I love you. She's my new best friend.

 

[TheEarl]

I killed it. Very thoroughly

The Earl

 

[BlackShanglan]

At my house, I'm the resident spider slayer. Usually I whack them with my webster duster, just don't ask me to handle snakes.

Leave them to me. My SO still tells the tale of my epic battle with a five-foot blacksnake, armed only with a pound and a half of potato salad. Ah, it's the stuff of legend.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Leave them to me. My SO still tells the tale of my epic battle with a five-foot blacksnake, armed only with a pound and a half of potato salad. Ah, it's the stuff of legend.

you're my new hero

 

[carsonshepherd]

*weeps softly, thinking of grasshoppers*

 

[ElizabethWest]

*weeps softly, thinking of grasshoppers*

 

[Guest]

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I take it you never watched Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets, eh, Earl?

 

[TheEarl]

I take it you never watched Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets, eh, Earl?

I have actually. I watched it with a friend who could warn me when to drop my head. I heartily agree with Harry's sentiments in that film though.

The Earl

 

[Kassiana]

Spiders... ::shudders::

Bees... ::trembles::

Any insect that suddenly pops up where it Should Not Be...well, it's called Run Away.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

TheEarl,

I take it that you don't wish to use my link to Eight-Legged Freaks, right?













BTW If you step on a spider, it rains. They have that going for them.

 

[TheEarl]

BTW If you step on a spider, it rains. They have that going for them.

So what happens if you get someone to melt them with oven cleaner then?

Ha! Just quoted you. There's no link there!

The Earl

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . Ha! Just quoted you. There's no link there!
The Earl

Just because I posted a dead link does not mean there is no such citation.

Want me to prove it?

 

[TheEarl]

Post all the links you like. Post a picture on the other hand and you will go on ignore.

The Earl

 

[jfinn]

Phobias are a bitch and no laughing matter. I'm afraid of heights, but that's a relatively easy one to avoid. You guys aren't so lucky.

Jayne