Cheer up ...

[BlackShanglan]

Gelatin is kosher.

I eat pigs. Shocking but true. And I devour shellfish.

Shanglan

 

[Lisa Denton]

Gosh, reading that story got my otorhinolaryngological cavern all wet, uh, I think.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Gosh, reading that story got my otorhinolaryngological cavern all wet, uh, I think.

If I knew what that is, that might excite me.

 

[Guest]

otorhinolaryngological
oto= ear (i think)
rhino= nose
laryng=throat
there you have it... the ear nose and throat cavern
dead sexy

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Shanglan is entirely right. Wolfe made his career on breathless exaggeration and tuongue-in-cheek over-the-topism, so he's just playing here and being absurd. He is, after all, the only author around who can use seven exlamation points in a row and get away with it. It's his style.

That armpit smell on the hummingbird's head on the other hand... That reads like a bad translation.

---Zoot

 

[CharleyH]

"The smell of his armpits was on her shoulders -- a flower depositing pollen on a hummingbird's forehead,"

ROFL - truly, this is the most horrifyingly funny thing I have ever laid eyes on!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Shanglan is entirely right.

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Ahhh. Lovely. I've found the new wallpaper.

Shanglan

 

[Lisa Denton]

otorhinolaryngological
oto= ear (i think)
rhino= nose
laryng=throat
there you have it... the ear nose and throat cavern
dead sexy

Are you tellin me that I said my ears, nose, and throat got all wet? Wait, thats kinda kinky ain't it?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Are you tellin me that I said my ears, nose, and throat got all wet? Wait, thats kinda kinky ain't it?

I'm turned on. What about everyone else?

 

[LadyJeanne]

I'm turned on. What about everyone else?

hmmm, remembering something about hot nostril sex...

 

[The_Darkness]

I got my tonsils taken out by a doctor who was an ear/nose/throat specialist. Not only was mine all wet (and then dry for many moons) but I had an odd man sticking strange instruments in those places while I was drugged.

Then I had hosptial jello.

Which may or may not be Kosher.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I got my tonsils taken out by a doctor who was an ear/nose/throat specialist. Not only was mine all wet (and then dry for many moons) but I had an odd man sticking strange instruments in those places while I was drugged.

Then I had hosptial jello.

Which may or may not be Kosher.

Drugs, jello, strange instruments AND ear, nose and throat special sex. Wow you know how to party.
No wonder you couldn't find your car keys and tonsils.

 

[rikaaim]

Drugs, jello, strange instruments AND ear, nose and throat special sex. Wow you know how to party.
No wonder you couldn't find your car keys and tonsils.

Lisa, I'm posting soley because I saw you posted last and I wanted to see your beautiful face one last time before I went to bed. Ahh...sweet dreams I'm sure shall ensnare me tonight. Strictly uh...platonic...maybe. Not sure yet.