MNGuy
I put the Ick in Erotic
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Good News!
Dear Sir or Madam,
Do you know how simple it is to go to Hell when this life is over? Because that's where Hell-za-poppin'.
Some people believe that not going to a local church, temple, mosque or synagogue will get them to Hell. Hell no!
Others believe that not getting a water baptism will ensure them a spot in Hell. Others believe that by breaking the ten commandments will guarantee you a spot in Hell. Well, in that case they may be right. Other's believe that by just being an evil person will get them to Hell. While all those things help, it won't guarantee you your spot in Hell. The road to Hell is actually paved with more than just good intentions. You don't want to accidently wind up in Heaven wondering 'What the Hell?'.
There are many other beliefs as well, but the good news about Satan's way to Hell is found in the Satanic Bible. It's a Hell of a book.
The good news is that Lucifer was cast down from Heaven to earth in the being of Satan a kick ass long time ago. He was once was the anointed angel of God, only to become the tormenter of man. He is responsible for sinful living. The Hell you say. It was Satan who coaxed Eve to get Adam to eat the apple in the Garden of Eden. Oral and anal sex soon followed. Then came Cain and Abel, followed by murder, most likely from an incestous homosexual affair gone wrong. Satan has prepared a place for you in the fiery furnaces of Hell. Where a hell of a good time will be had by all sinners. Hell's bells.
The Satanic Bible says, "For the wages of sin is death, and in death, thou shalt find suffering in the bowels of Hell, at the whim of Satan, your dark lord." (Demons 6:23)
This verse in the Satanic Bible says, "For ALL HAVE SINNED, and come short of the glory of God. So, the hell with it, you are screwed" (Demons 3:23)
This verse says, "But Satan demonstrates his own contempt for us in this: While we were still sinners, he will anal fuck you until you bleed." (Demons 5:8)
In this passage the Satanic Bible clearly explains how to be doomed and damned and on your way to Hell, "For if you throat fuck with your mouth, as many people as possible, while being buttfucked at the same time, you WILL BE DOOMED." (Demons 10:9)
You can be doomed right now and on your way to Hell if you will open your PM box to a fellow Litster and PM them back the most wicked cyber you can think of.:
Damnation is not just a punishment but a gift. The BDSM board sure likes it.
Nothing in this world is more important than getting your fair share of Hell. Come Hell or high water.
Please make copies of this message and give them to your friends and family, Thanks!
Have a good day!
Internet Satanist C. U. Inhell.
Dear Sir or Madam,
Do you know how simple it is to go to Hell when this life is over? Because that's where Hell-za-poppin'.
Some people believe that not going to a local church, temple, mosque or synagogue will get them to Hell. Hell no!
Others believe that not getting a water baptism will ensure them a spot in Hell. Others believe that by breaking the ten commandments will guarantee you a spot in Hell. Well, in that case they may be right. Other's believe that by just being an evil person will get them to Hell. While all those things help, it won't guarantee you your spot in Hell. The road to Hell is actually paved with more than just good intentions. You don't want to accidently wind up in Heaven wondering 'What the Hell?'.
There are many other beliefs as well, but the good news about Satan's way to Hell is found in the Satanic Bible. It's a Hell of a book.
The good news is that Lucifer was cast down from Heaven to earth in the being of Satan a kick ass long time ago. He was once was the anointed angel of God, only to become the tormenter of man. He is responsible for sinful living. The Hell you say. It was Satan who coaxed Eve to get Adam to eat the apple in the Garden of Eden. Oral and anal sex soon followed. Then came Cain and Abel, followed by murder, most likely from an incestous homosexual affair gone wrong. Satan has prepared a place for you in the fiery furnaces of Hell. Where a hell of a good time will be had by all sinners. Hell's bells.
The Satanic Bible says, "For the wages of sin is death, and in death, thou shalt find suffering in the bowels of Hell, at the whim of Satan, your dark lord." (Demons 6:23)
This verse in the Satanic Bible says, "For ALL HAVE SINNED, and come short of the glory of God. So, the hell with it, you are screwed" (Demons 3:23)
This verse says, "But Satan demonstrates his own contempt for us in this: While we were still sinners, he will anal fuck you until you bleed." (Demons 5:8)
In this passage the Satanic Bible clearly explains how to be doomed and damned and on your way to Hell, "For if you throat fuck with your mouth, as many people as possible, while being buttfucked at the same time, you WILL BE DOOMED." (Demons 10:9)
You can be doomed right now and on your way to Hell if you will open your PM box to a fellow Litster and PM them back the most wicked cyber you can think of.:
Damnation is not just a punishment but a gift. The BDSM board sure likes it.
Nothing in this world is more important than getting your fair share of Hell. Come Hell or high water.
Please make copies of this message and give them to your friends and family, Thanks!
Have a good day!
Internet Satanist C. U. Inhell.
